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!! OMG, the rapture cometh, but wait for the dropeth: 13 Year-Old DJ Opens Dance Club In Texas !!

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In UM and WTF type of news: A 13 year-old girl/DJ by the name of Ellisa Freeman, also known as DJ Elle Morgan, of Houston, Texas has decided to use all that hard-earned paper route money and tooth-fairy coinage to open up a new dance club in the area for teens and tweens ages 9 to 15!
The club is called Elle’s House and is located in an indoor kid’s party place called Pump it Up (!!) According to PulseRadio:

Although it was originally met with mixed feelings from skeptical and concerned parents, they have quickly realized that the club is a safe destination for their kids

Yeah, no shit! Not to sound like One Million Moms here, but you’re dropping your kids off at a club called Elle’s House located inside a Pump It Up. Say that last bit aloud to yourself 5 times fast. How does that sit with you? Go get yer damn kids!
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Instead of relying on alcohol sales, the venue serves more age appropriate snacks such as pizza, soda, and candy. The club’s rules state that there will be no bad language, no kissing, and no twerking. DJ Elle adds, “Anything that wouldn’t fly at my house is not going to fly here… but it’s been really clean so far. Only PG.”

“SO FAR.” Look Elle, sweetie, you don’t wanna get mixed up in running a nightclub. It’s a shady business. Get out now while you can (regardless of the twerk ban at your venue). Also, “Candy” is a very heat-y term. You’re not foolin’ anyone, much less cops with that one… Okay so obviously this idea does not compute for me, but if I have yet to change your mind, and you’re about to hit the clubs with the kids, check out Elle’s sick beats in the set below while you’re getting ready:

[via pulseradio]

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!! OMG, stay classy Toronto: Ron Burgundy sings Rob Ford’s campaign song on Conan !!


Will Ferrell‘s Anchorman 2 character, Ron Burgundy made a guest appearance on Conan this week and had no qualms about showing his support for Toronto’s crack smoking mayor, Rob Ford (whom he calls “a very dear” friend).
Ron even went as far as to offer to sing his rendition of Rob’s campaign song for re-election (Loverboy‘s “Working For The Weekend”) which included a piping hot flute solo. Check it out above!
[thanks Kev!]

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!! OMG, and SNL: The Hunger Games’ Josh Hutcherson hosts Saturday Night Live this weekend !!


The promo for this weekend’s SNL with The Hunger GamesJosh Hutcherson on hosting duties is pretty funny. Bobby Moynihan is really stepping out into becoming one of the best cast members around. Check it out above!

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!! OMG, wait for it… wait for it: The Most Epic Drops EVER! !!

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Okay you guys — it’s Thursday. This means that the weekend is almost upon us. I’m sure you’re itching to call molly n shove your earholes full of new EDM drops this weekend, but before we get started, let’s review THE BEST DROPS EVAR! A wise man once said “You can’t know where you’re going until you know where you’ve been” so that’s pretty cool…
Check out “A Drop So Epic A Bunch of NYU Bros Already Bought a 3 Day Weekend Pass For It“, “A Drop So Insane You’ll Suddenly Only Like Movies With Tim Allen In Them“, and more in the player below! Which drop is your favourite? Which one did you need to sit down for m8?

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