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!! OMG, public schools are so povo and random: Chris Lilley returns with first teaser for ‘Ja’mie: Private School Girl’ !!

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I think one of my all-time favourite comedy series would have to be Chris Lilley‘s Summer Heights High. It’s dark sense of humour, along with the genius of Lilley playing 3 entirely different distinctive characters really won me over. His follow-up, Angry Boys, had it’s moments (Gran in particular), but I still longed for the return of SHH‘s familiar faces.
I assume I wasn’t the only person who felt that way, and it looks like Chris has decided that his next project will be based around Hilford’s hottest bitch, and Mischa Barton lookalike, Ja’mie King! The series will be titles Ja’mie: Private School Girl will “follow Ja’mie in her final few weeks at Hillford Girls Grammar School after leaving Summer Heights High.”
A quote from Lilley, himself on the series:

I find teenage girls endlessly funny. So being able to write for and play the meanest bitch in school has been so fun. I can’t wait to show everyone what Ja’mie’s been up to.

But why the move back to Hilford after she had such success over at Summer Heights High? One can only speculate — but I think Ja’mie truly put it best when she said:

People always go “Private schools create better citizens,” but I would say they create better quality citizens. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into Uni and end up making a lot more money; while wife-beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it’s true.”

Check out the new teaser for Chris Lilley‘s Ja’mie: Private School Girl after the jump.

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!! OMG, this girl is on FIRE!: Girl catches fire while making twerking video !!


Sometimes humans get carried away. They get really into something, and it’s too much! That’s when God intervenes. When every girl from my highschool girls volleyball team is getting into “Twerking” you begin to understand it’s one of those moments!
Check out an unfortunate twerking accident above! Let this be a lesson! LuluLemon is not flame resistant! (I assume this girl is fine, considering she had the time and vanity to then upload her mishap to Youtube.)
I think this commenter said it best:
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[thanks sean and brendan]

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!! OMG, somebody find Nomi Malone a credit card: Fake shopping strip in Shenyang has everything from TIFEANY to CNANEL !!

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This gorgeous oasis of a strip mall in Shenyang, China has a cornucopia of the hottest designer name-brands that only Nomi Malone could love. Their “forum” carries everything from CNANEL, Herwès, PRΛDΛ, Cairter, TIFEANY, and Ermanegildo Zegne.
You’ll probably be famished after all of that shopping, so why not pop over to Starbocks or Häagen-Dezs for a snack or a coffee!? The developer of the strip-mall says the stores:

…are fakes for marketing purpose only.

Right. Yes, that makes perfect sense. She should have just said that to begin with. You know, if they really want to sell people on these fake designer stores they should hire a fake Oprah and have her publicly denied at each location.
Check out the rest of the hot signage after the JUMP!

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!! OMG, she ain’t here for that: Krissy Chula has some choice words for Miley Cyrus !!


SHIET! I’ve been a huge fan of Krissy Chula ever since she came on the scene with her “It’s Hot as Hell” rant. It had me in stitches and really summed up how I felt during this summer’s brutal heatwave.
Krissy has an honest way with words, and she just posted an inspiring monologue and message for Miley Cyrus post her VMAS “twerk” performance. Everybody seems to be properly sick of Miley, and Krissy is no exception. Have a look at her passionate video response above.

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!! OMG, PO-KOMÉ-ON GIRL…TAKE IT EASY !: crocodile-tears counter-attack !!


My Pokédex app on my phone [no joke…really…I know] tells me that “Fake Tears” is a Pokémon move that lowers the Special Defense of an opponent by two stages…and the counter-move to this manipulative squealy attack ?…apparently the prompting of animal noise recollection.
if she was my bowl-headed POKÉMOANER I would pull my mirror move where you grab a compact mirror from your Margiela CONCEPT-CLUTCH and hold it up so she can see how much like a sobbing mushroom headed Pokéchild she is being, and then I would reward her with S’mores and Haribo baby-bears for being so blooming cute…leaky ducts and all, because she is lowering my Special Defense level by like 70-something stages !
PO-KOMÉ-ON GIRL…TAKE IT EASY !
[via laughingsquid]

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