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!! OMG, and the winner of The Face of Furry Creek is…?: ew, gross ! !!

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If you’ve been watching The Flop of Funny Crap you’ll have seen this week’s final episode where The Face was announced, and you’ll therefore know that said face is not a nice face to look at but would also agree therefore that the chosen face does indeed represent their mountain town; Furry Creek being the sort of place where it’s right eye looks in one direction whilst the left eye flits around a lot, and the sort of town that if it had a big water well in the middle that was it’s mouth, it would drool-flood on a regular basis and would emit a pungent stench of stonkin’ old clam chowder…so in these ways the winning face does indeed best represent Furry Creek.
SPOILER ALERTS AFTER THE JUMP !
You can watch the winner’s tourism commercial [I ain’t never going there, no way] and interviews with the losers and the winning loser in Mario’s Reunion Specialness segment after the jump.
The whole series will rerun starting Monday, July 15th @ 9pm on OUTTV Canada, and a ‘special’ [as in “my mom says I’m special”] video treat from the detestable contestantables will seep out of Furry Creek some time next week, so keep your nose pegged and your peepers peeled for that one !

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!! OMG, wipe that google pap smear: PERSIA’s “Google Google Apps Apps” !!


It’s like Divine David just replaced his dial-up modem with some sort of supranet connection and is going AWOL on what he thinks is GeoCities.
Produced by San Fran Trans Clan Black Glitter Collective and directed by the talentfilled fun-dumpster VAINHEIN, “Google Google Apps Apps” speaks all about all those Caucasian princess-types that are “gentrifying their love” anywhere that’s not gleaming white anywhere everywhere all the time on insta-vine.
I get it, I want to be BLASIAN for Christmess but there’s no app for that, the best I can do is breed in a multicultural snuggle puddle and marriage the afterbirth, then re-breed with that and have myself surgically sewn to that one, then maybe I can be Blasian like in a thousand christmases time…maybe.
“Wanna see, durrrrr ?”
[thanks Produzentin [who btw is “that girl you like”!]

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!! OMG, BITCHES & HOSE : dogs vs sprinklers !!


These bitches are pigs, they are catching all the golden dew drops, so unaware they will be posted all over bonetube. I love a golden shower compilation, this one gets all the besties, scored by everyone’s favorite creepy brown-suited soviet sing-a-long song Eduard Anatolyevich Khil’s “Trololo”:
We have for you: water harpsichord concerto dog, a couple of scrotum-terriers, a sausage dog, and the Queen’s water corgi.
Can we just go ahead and make this an Eduard Anatolyevich Khil tribute dog show stage show already; rotating fountain platforms with frolicking pigmy-poodles and the “Trololo” song for 2 hours or more. 17 key changes, 43 pigmy-poodles, 1 happy audience ?!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, trolly dolly: dog a la [shopping] cart !!


I bet that little bitch is barking orders at her poor little brother as soon as the camera’s off, I have big sisters, I know that they can be such manipulative mini-whores. She makes him push her princess puppy ass around all day; she wants to go to the shops, she wants to go on a boat trip, she wants to go to the park, thank dog she’s off to university soon, then she can find a boyfriend and own his ass instead of her paw tired little brother.
you want me to swing by and pick you up because you got drunk on yellow hooch alco-pops in the park?…bitch please, make your own way home!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, “Jesus be a raindrop”: krissychula is “hot as hell!” !!


When I first clicked on this video I swore it was me staring back at me, it was that look in the face-balls, I recognized the enragement and unholy disappointment in it’s eyes.
When it said “Power Ranger” I thought it was going to mighty morph right there in the attic, into a rare Jurassic sea-terrapin, flapping it’s fins and moaning and crying.
It is NOT tropical, it is NOT a damn toucan…got that Lordy?
I too would love to know where the hell Moses is, maybe he can talk this mighty morphin flower-in-the-attic out of mass murdering!
Maybe if Jesus WOULD be a raindrop he could drop right on it’s nose and say “hey you, here’s a tip; don’t live in the attic, rent a shady basement suit and shut the hell up. Here’s another tip; you stop flapping your mouth and fins so damn much and you might well even cool down a touch.”
Jesus drop said shush, so shush baby girl…please now !
[thanks Blake!]

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