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!! OMG, KOR BLIMEY!: Michael Kors’ best Pro Ro quotes !!


Neon-beige faced fashion drag-queen overlord ORIGAMI ROSE [more commonly known as Michael Kors] has -over the year- pulled some really descriptive diuretic diamonds out his leathery hag fag bottom for ‘Project Runway’.
I’m getting fashion hunger pains just hearing him spout about “avocado goiters, rigatoni Mad Max’s and ugly Aztec cakes”…sounds like the perfect 3-Kors meal…washed down with an ORIGAMI ROSÉ SPRITZER…of Kors!
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, pearls, glitter and rhinestones: The Face of Furry Creek, week 1; Auditions !!


Drop-shoulder peachy plume pushy mom Liz show’s us just how darned eager her 14 year old son isn’t to win Furry Creek’s ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ [not a child pageant competition] competition:

“And here we have contestant number three Greg’s mom’s son Greg’s mom’s son Greg”.

Oh hell, it it was a repetition competition, Liz’d be lying on the rostrum as she’d blooming be 1st, 2nd and 3rd as well.
You can see the other contestant’s audition tapes over at TFoFC’s web-of-joy-site, including Deb’s audition tape which wasn’t even made by her, but by rival and bezzie Sisi; so the video is sort of more about Sisi [isn’t everything] and sort of only features Deb for about 5 seconds and she’s poopy-dooping which seems a tad biased, unless your into ‘1 Girl 1 Cup’, in which case VOTE DEB [not really, shhhhh]!

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!! OMG, “out on the wiley, windy moors”: Bushes in bloom !!

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A new record was set in the UK not a few days back when all of a sudden in the middle of a Brighton park on a grassy hillock all these Bushes suddenly appeared and started prancing about like loony-pants.
Of course we are talking about Kate ‘Bushes’ as opposed to the shrub sort of bush, or any other sort of bush for that matter. More than 300 men and women donned long flowing crimson gowns and straight black wigs to attend a mass reenactment of Bush’s Wuthering Heights video.
This wutheringful event was organised by performance group Shambush, who’s invitational tutorial video [below] demonstrated to those intent on participating what sorts of moves might be expected from them on the wiley, windy moors that day:

[Thanks Kevin!]

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!! OMG, this owl is totes MOPTURNAL: Lightning and Mr Mopy are BFFs !!

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Erm excuse me [?] that’s totally a dirty skanky mop there buddy, no offense but really, that ragedy old flopper, really?!
I love that this hand reared fella is called Lightning because he is NOT the quickest owl in the tree. Lightning befriended this mop-head at ‘Screech Owl Sanctuary’ in Newquay, Cornwall and as soon as Mr Mopy comes out Lightning pops his fluffy ass on top and rides around the floor humping and cleaning and nibbling Mopy’s natty bleached hair.

“As soon as our workers begin to mop the floor, he is out of his cage helping. He absolutely adores that mop. He’s got lots of cuddly toys, but that is his preferred plaything.” __sanctuary owner Carolyn Screech

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This owl is TOTES MOPTURNAL !
[via metro]

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!! OMG, [s]he’s so naughty-cle: Tokyo’s ‘Sailor Suit Old Man’ !!

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Hideaki Kobayashi has attended anime and gaming-cons for over a decade, taking photos of the various humanised versions of anime characters and I guess his toy camera slipped and all these photos of this cutsie pigtailed sailor-girl came out and then the nautical-lady-kid slipped and out popped pigtailed codger Kobayashi himself, complete with sailor-femme outfit and INDEX FINGER TWISTING DIMPLES.
^_^ oop! weeeeeeeeee! boing!….just like that ! ^_^ just like anime-zing sluprise ! ^_^
“I want to give society an element of surprise and impact and I want to cheerfully enliven Japan.”
Follow the jump for further self-timer-selfies of Hideaki-sailor-suited-snackie_!

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