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!! OMG, match making: Nancy & Donald’s lawfully wedded wardrobe !!

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Gay couples run the risk of starting to become a little Genesis P. Orridge after being together for a while, they start dressing the same, their hair starts looking the same and in no time your matching camo-shorts, tiny dogs and baseball caps make you look more like brothers-from-other-mothers than boyfriends and that’s some sort of stay at home shit, because hon, that Peters Twins thing is a whole other closet case!
Nancy and Donald -plastic garden flamingo inventor- Featherstone, however, just blooming went for it, they didn’t even progress, they just flipping went there. They’ve been wearing matchy matchy homemade shirts and dresses for 35 years now and have four wardrobes of matching outfits organised by season and occasion.

“We once saw Dr Ruth, the TV psychiatrist, in a┬ádepartment store. She was making her way over to us – probably to comment on our matching coats and hats – but we eluded her. It’s one thing to get negative comments from strangers but quite another to have unwanted psychological suggestions.”

Follow the jump to see some flavourite [along with their permed poochie pal] paralleled print pairings…well isn’t that just the cutestest thing what ever did done?

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!! OMG, visiting hours are so over!: Visit Furry Creek !!


As you all know ‘The Face of Furry Creek’ is due to air on OUT.TV Canada from June 3rd.
“People say our beautiful precinct is serene”…SERENE? that drop-shoulder top that Liz is wearing is anything BUT serene; all tones of serene-less salmon peach melba tangerine floral failure!
Looking like the weatherman who got fired and that Prozac-munching lady who used to do Breakfast TV until she was caught snorting Lucky Charms cereal hoops, newscasters Mario and Brenda are giving us all kinds of small town reportage from the muggy depths of the Furry Creek.

There is only one question I have on my greasy flaky sock-puppet lips; who will be THE FACE OF FURRY CREEK?…that and also, can I buy that backing tune on Itunes because that ludicrous synthesized horn-blast and xylophone combo is totally giving me the crump-cramps, I just can’t stop twerking to it now!
Visit Furry Creek HERE and stay tuned for further tit-bits and squiggly-pops from the various Faeces of Furry Crack over the next few weeks.

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!! OMG, please ring for catsistance: cat rings bell for room service !!


What do you think this is, Fawlty Towers[?] stop ringing that bell you’ll drive Basil bonkers !
I hope whosoever taught dainty princess paw-lina this ting-for-a-treat tricksicle is going just as nuts as Basil does in the episode where the old ladies keep mistakenly thinking it’s fire drill time.
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, “sure it leaves a stain”: Jiz’ broken ‘Hymen in her Thighs’ !!


Featuring Tracy Chapman in her ‘Fast Car’, Kimber has a NSFW pony-puss-problem and so she ‘shuts up and drives’ away from ‘Jiz and the Mammograms’ only to ‘shut up and drive’ back and perform a remake of Riri’s ‘Diamonds’ entitled ‘Hymens’:

“I’ll break your soul
I’ll make your cry
/
I’ll call you fat
with the face of Bill Nye
/
You got a lazy eye
and cellulite
I’ll break you like
the hymen in your thighs”

…giving barf-day girl Cher some comeback competition !

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