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!! OMG, pyjama party: Lonely Girl Big Pants !!


When RuPaul says “you better work” what she’s talking about is that moment when you realise you actually really did leave the house wearing only your Stewie from Family Guy FLEECY INCONTINENCE PANTALOONS and by the time you notice you are already elbow deep in the Walmart makeup section bargain bin, so you better try and clime into that same bargain bin and hibernate until you die from shame or “you better work”. [p.s. don’t work at Walmart, that’s not what this means].
Favourite sections?; the down-the-aisle forwards roll to star jump and the “I’m a shy fleecy pterodactyl behind the wall of discounted toilet roll please don’t look at me, just a fleecy pterodactyl, not much, please ignore” part.
[via huffpost]

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!! OMG, the chic tomfoolery of…: Lernert and Sander for Papermag !!

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Brand innovators, face painters and perfume mishmashers Lernert [Engelberts] and Sander [Plug] have worked on branding campaigns for the fashion likes of Kenzo, Viktor & Rolf, Selfridges and Elle.
Their work is the epitome of chic tomfoolery and they are serious about being humorous. They spoke to Papermag about bonding over wearing the same pair of agreeably “hideous” shoes, wearing “small…lesbian” shoes now, and secretly getting off to the underwear models in the JC Penney catalog.
You can read the entire interview HERE, and see their omg-featured projects ‘Everything’ HERE and ‘Natural Beauty’ HERE.

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!! OMG, twinstra-glam or WWWhatever: P&V’s selfie 👍 ‘likes’ 👍 !!

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Last week we showed you the unearthed ’50s ‘selfies’ of Vivian Maier, the secret nanny photographer lady person with a totes-jealous-worthy profile pics collection.
Brand developing artist duo ‘Pinar & Viola’ love exploring the SMORGES-BULGE that is the ww-Winternet and last week presented their favourite app-accessorised selfies of themselves and various ‘pinstra-artists’ or whatever [after the jump], plus a statement outlining their post-physical textplorations on DazedDigital:

“We, Pinar and Viola, are also children of the iGeneration. While xxxillion things happen in the world, we are flaunting our selflies on instagram…
These like-boosting photo apps enable even the least technically skilled selfie-taker to express him-/herself artistically. The apps function as a virtual make-up artist without borders. From a subtle touch like a virtual accessory on your #outfitoftheday, to a complete make-over…
We selected a series of contemporary self-portraits, from our Instagram feed, that speak an authentic visual language matching the current thrills of the www. These ‘overworked’ selfies reflect the┬ácomplexities of our times. Intended or not, these skilled selfie-decorators are stretching the norms of beauty, ideal, gender and taste.”

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Who cares because…ICE-CREAM! !!


How much ice-cream would a woodchuck munch
If a woodchuck could munch tastey creamy treats?
He would eat, he would, as much as he could,
And lick as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could gobble up icecream.
This woodchuck would not chuck wood, he would -however- chuck vanilla flavoured ice-cream cones though, his rotary waffle nibbling technique is marvellous, he doesn’t even squidge a dollop on the floor or anything like that, just neat and tidy and methodically munch-nibbles his cone-shaped dairy treatsicle.
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, Fish You Were Here: The Face of Furry Creek !!


Now that Naomi Campbell has finished announcing herself as the winner of ‘The Face’, it’s time to go fishing for ‘the other Face’, this time for a small Canadian mountain town known as Furry Creek; although these hopefuls look like they are partaking in the spinoff series called ‘FACE LOOKS LIKE A FURRY CREEK’.

Starring, among others, Cotton Venus; head of Vancouver drag slags ‘House Of Venus’ and directed by Mark Kenneth Woods, the series begins on OUT.TV Canada on June 3rd.

…and if everything goes tits-up for the contestants, well I guess they’ll be without a spanking paddle up FURRY SHIT CREEK, I know I’ve been there on holiday before!

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