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!! OMG, panty hoes: Poochies posing in pantyhose !!

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“Are you looking at my ass?”
This is what happens when y’all go for your Sunday dinner at ‘Chuck e Cheese’ and nobody’s around, those doggy-ass girls sneak into your panty drawer and lounge about with their faces down and their asses up, because that’s the way they like to pup!
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Damn do these canines know how to accessorise; pup on a pair of Louboutins, a FUZZY ANKLETTE or a pair of mid-calf zebra-Uggs and these girls are ready to:
“WORK ME DOGDAMNIT”

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!! OMG, glitch please!: Flying Lotus for ‘Adventure Time’ !!

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When I first watched Cartoon Network’s ‘Adventure Time’, it was the first time since Pokémon that I’d wanted to “catch ’em all”; it’s poopie and witty and you will trip on your ballsack or tattyflaps whilst watching it…favourite character? oh the Japanese Korean flying worm unicorn girlfriend thingy!
Flying Lotus is the ultimate bedroom stoner musician so it’s not so surprising he just made a tune for the show entitled ‘About That Time/ /A Glitch is a Glitch’, I can just imagine him chomping down on Twinkies and Cheetos and watching back-to-back Adventure Time/Pokémon/Teletubbies re-runs.

I’m hoping Flying Lotus will soon collaborate with Michelle Obama on an single entitled ‘LYING FLOTUS’ with Michelle doing doo waps over a squidgy white house beat. Whilst we wait longingly for this to never happen you can join Princess Bubblegum in the Land of Ooo by downloading the episode that features the car-toon HERE.
[via PMA]

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!! OMG, mei want these: Charlotte Mei’s plate faces !!

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Charlotte Mei is 1/10 of London-based illustration collective ‘Day Job’ and is 9/10 plate-face fun-full!
Her plate faces are so emotive; there’s angry plate, nonchalant plate, snoozy plate, flirty plate, disgruntled plate [oh dear, cheer up!]…I’d love to put a big dump of cornmeal on petulant plate or squidge a pile of guac on snobby plate’s face.
Follow the jump to see some of Mei’s ceramic toast faces, kitty rings, and a very bashful teapot indeed. #_no_tea[pot]_no_shade_!

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!! OMG, watch all your favourite shows, right meow: Sidereel’s been hijacked by cats !!

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OK, so I went onto Sidereel last night, obviously not to watch illegally streaming episodes of ‘Real Housewives of Vancouver’ or the finale of Naomi Campbell’s ‘The Face’ or anything like that.
It would appear that the site has been hijacked by paddy paws who have given the pages a bit of a MEOWKOVER…like seriously. I figured it was an April Fools thingy, but then today it remains. With titles on offer such as ‘How I Meow’t Your Mother’ and ‘Tabbycat Takes Over’ [or maybe this is a special episode where hairmazing bull-dyke Tabatha takes over a kitty grooming salon?!].
One VERY disgruntled user of the site Kelly Taylor wrote an angry complaint entitled ”I’m sad,confused, frustrated and down right ANGRY!”…OK dear, calm down, it’s not that bad, I think you may need to re-asses your white girl problems, this is the sort of quote one would expect to hear in relation to like genocide or homophobic hate crimes or some such important thing, not a few kitty-cutouts and occasional “meows” on your source for daily episodes of ‘Jersey Shore’…get a grip lady, or I’ll cat scratch you.
Sidereel’s reason for the cat burglary ? “because cats!”…oh, OK, fair enough I guess.

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!! OMG, what a Rotten review: Johnny Rotten reviews Katy Perry’s ‘Part Of Me’ !!


Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten reviews Katy Perry’s “‘All Of Me’ or ‘Something Of Me’ or ‘Little Bits & Pieces Of Me’“…geez Johnny, it’s not a blooming horror film, but I guess he does point out that he’s not generally a film critic, and we’ll let him continue [“or die”] as -you know- he would like God to save the queen and he is wearing an amazing OVERSIZED CARAMEL-MACK to complete his golden-oldie pirate ensemble.
He makes generous hair care recommendations, calls her dad a “nutter skinhead priest” and becomes beadily “interested in [Katy’s] other areas”, by this he means her COTTON CANDY MOUND I think.

“I don’t like dem songs..cacky pop fodder…This is what can happen when you spoil your children!”

I want Johnny to have his own film critique show on the regular…‘ROTTEN REVIEWS’…please!
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