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!! OMG, Golden Globes’ gummy gals: Actresses Without Teeth !!

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:s Nicole?! :s
I guess the tooth fairy turned into a celeb-obsessed greedy little lady, or maybe she gets more bucks for her plucks, when she provides celebrity molars, either way these girls are looking a tad cracky since their top rows went AWOL.
Click below to see what it’s like when various other actresses do it just like Gra’ma, when she forgets to put her dentures in for Christmas dindins and she’s trying to pull CHUNKS OF TURKEY SKIN with her gums!
So lucky that Auntie Pantie sat you right opposite Gra’ma, so you can see right down her GOBBLE-GOB!

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!! OMG, Shit Roman & Jason say…to each other…about various stuff and things: Roman & Jason, Videogram About Love !!


If you don’t know Filmmaker and Photographer Graydon Sheppard’s work, well then “where have you been bitch…grandma’s been raped? so says Mr G, but it’s OK, it’s not that urgent, but nearly!
You may have been an avid reader of his posts on this very blog in the olden days of omgblog, you may be familiar with his photies, or remember that little re-made-to-filth video series starring Juliette Lewis; a certain ‘Shit Girls Say’?!…also created by and staring the demure and chic Miss Sheppard.
Graydon’s new video, inspired by Twitter’s video app Vine, takes on the form of a back-and-forth question-answer session between Hollywood cousins Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman, with such questions as “What’s the least romantic Valentine you could get”, to which Roman’s answer is a wiener wearing a blue bow.
I personally believe a FLACCID MEAT-STICK with a SKY-BLUE BOW around it’s neck is quite sweet and thoughtful, and a little sexy.
Here’s hoping that Graydon follows through and directs Roman’s new music video for his hypothetical love song entitled ‘There is a place, it is my paradise’, starring a line of dancing blue silk-clad hot-dogs?!
[via nowness]

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!! OMG, dykes on dicks: What Lesbians Think About Penises !!


OK, first off, shouldn’t somebody arrest the lady with the perm who says “I’ve got three myself, in my drawer”? She’s ONE OF THOSE LESBIANS, the type that hates men so much she steals their members and hides them in her bedside table drawer labelled “who rules the world?”!
I couldn’t agree more with the be-speckled lesbos who when asked to describe penises in one word settles on “bouyant?!…squishy-stick!”…she’s got it!
I’d say that’s about right. Ask the plaid-perm lesbian, she’ll tell you that her dick-drawer is getting SQUISHIER AND SQUISHIER the longer she leaves them there!

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!! OMG, HANGRY HERDS: Rollin’ Safari by Flying Stone !!


What would happen if all the animals in The Lion King got the ‘Angry Birds’ beach-ball-menagerie treatment?
I love the spherical safari zebras, I’d like a bunch of these zebra-print jazz-ercise balls for people to sit on at fondu-soirees…and a elephanty version for playing in the shallows during beach excursions!
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!! OMG, Furbjörk’s Biofurbia: Furby album makeovers !!

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These Furby pop diva album cover remakes are FURBulous…all my favourite girls in fluffy beaky form [the other Furbettes are after the jump].
Furby always freak me out a little as they make me think of Gremlins, which makes me run straight to the water mains under the stairs and shut it off so as we don’t have a water-exacerbated multiplying Gaga Gremlin-Furby type situation.
That’s what Gaga should refer to her fans as, ‘the Gremlins’…and her ‘Queen Gaga Gremlin’….or better still ‘GRANNY GREMLIN’!

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