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!! OMG, and the winner is…:not Anne Hathaway [wrong category] !!


It’s that time of year again. When all the years best film performances are celebrated, and actors and actresses dreams come true [or not]…it’s time for the Oscars Porn Awards.
We all know that Anne Hathaway expects she’ll win for her performance in the film adaptation of ‘LESbian Misérable’ [in English, ‘The Miserable Lesbian’] but it’s the 40th Porn Awards, so the only category she’s nominated in is ‘Best Car Crotch’.
Amongst those nominated for Best Up The Butt Actress are Sigourney Weaver, Meryl Streep, Bea Arthur…and Jiz…of course [who’s Björk Medley at 4.10 alone should have stolen the golden dildo]
SPOILER ALERT: Bea Arthur wins Best Up The Butt Actress for her glowing performance in The Golden Shower Girls, and should probably win next year in the category ‘Best Up The Butt Actress Acceptance Speech’:

“You think you bitches are better than me?
Sigourney Beaver, Meryl Creep?”

To celebrate Bea’s win, continuing the sopping yellow theme, click below to see Jiz’s performance earlier this year to promote TENA Bladder Dysfunction Mop-pads.

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!! OMG, HOW BITTER: Carrie Fisher, “Dear Princess Leia” !!

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Writer and Actress by day, bagel-headed bedsheet-wearing gun-wielding princess by night; Carrie Fisher has had enough of that bitch Leia and all the fan-mail and adoration she gets whilst Carrie continues to get “bloated and evil with age”. So she decided to write her a snail-mail to -erm- VENT A LITTLE about her “post-galactic stress disorder”:

“fending off water-retention, weight, and wrinkles in the same way you fight for the glory of whatever the f*ck all that was about–a universe glowing with peace and fairness, Ewoks cavorting in their force-filled fields?”

Read the whole penpal-chainmail-galactic-complainathon HERE.
Shit Miss Fisher, don’t let that CRUSTY-BAGEL-HOE get CHU[baka] down!

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!! OMG, at last: Charlie the Unicorn 4 !!


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I know you’ve seen Charlie the Unicorn 1, 2 & 3 already. So more exciting that the new Project Runway and even cuterer than Zac Posen, here’s Charlie in episode 4.

With a fierce lip-synch-for-your-life from a MOON GODDESS DRAG MILLIPEDE.
“I have glamour to spare…certainly best dressed bug out in space”
INTERGALACTIC HORNED-PONY FIERCENESS

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!! OMG, Dollarama Bananarama: BEARnanarama ‘Move In My Direction’ !!


My parents knew I was gay when at 2 years old I would crawl up the TV every time Bananarama came on.
Whaaaaaat?!
Well these bears have donned adult diapers with bows on the back and cheap lilac ribbonnette to make what looks like a better and MORE SEXPENSIVE VERSION.
Move OVA Banana Bitches!

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