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!! OMG, biology meets technology: CANYONS star, James Deen stars in first-ever Google Glass adult film !!

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You have to hand it to James Deen. He’s one of those adult film actors that understands how to expand his opportunities, especially in an industry that can be very limiting. Though, I guess it’s not surprising considering the intelligence level of the family he comes from (His father is a mechanical engineer for NASA and his mother does data analysis for them as well).
Like adult film actors Traci Lords, Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, and Sasha Grey who have branched out before him, James has been achieving some new career milestones lately.
Since appearing in Bret Easton Ellis‘ 2013 feature film, The Canyons (in which he stood out as one of the stronger performances) he’s been invited to appear at the Venice Film Festival, has appeared in l’Uomo Vogue decked out in all Dolce&Gabbana, and is now about to enter the record books as he appears in the universe’s first adult film using Google Glass first-person technology.
Check out the NSFW-ish (though no nudity) trailer for his (trailblazing?) new film after the jump.

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!! OMG, “the Roman Empire didn’t collapse, it took off into outer space”: Alex Taylor’s ‘Spaceship’ !!


Launched by UK film talent nurturing project Collabor8te Alex Taylor’s Spaceship centers around a fatalistic alien apocalyptic RPG meeting group who contemplate the idea that they themselves are aliens “without spaceships” [to escape].
Thus we follow a female group member who has been told she has energetic connections to angels and relates more to creatures than people; discarding her prescribed female anatomy and gender so she may painfully and publicly ani-morph into her own imaginary creature friend [a personification of everything she wanted to be as a child], a sort of creature couture with a tail and heels to boot.
As Taylor’s docu-style short delves into the protagonist’s fantasized lycanthropy she discusses a void of affection in her younger years which she feels now towards Beanie Baby-style cuddly Alien Trilogychestburster‘ creatures who’s invasive task in life-stage is to grow inside their human host and burst forth through said host’s chest…adorable of course.
Taylor’s tale culminates in an affectionate meeting between our couture creature-come-chainsaw wielding manga maniac humanoid ‘alien’ and a fellow druid-knight in cotton armor as she expresses her hopes for a post-invasion world:

“Afterwards is like a new world, people treat each other as equals and there are no wars as we stop assuming what people are like before we’ve met them, stop judging them and start being loving towards each other”

I hear you sister; me and Molder [not scepto-Scully] and the gender variants, and the D&D geeks, and Sigourney…ish !

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!! OMG, girl+calculator=happy prom date: girl takes pocket-sized date to prom !!

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Instead of turning up to her prom sad and alone Regina -she’s my new best friend not yours- Reynolds decided not to be sad at all and to ask her calculator a less conventional math question, and the answer equaled ‘yes’.
So off they went, her in a lace-corseted silky number with wet look curls, him in a tiny boxy hand-made silk tux. Regina and her calcudater slow danced, drank fruit punch [this I made up], made out next to the emergency exit [I also just made this up] and shared a mutual love of long-multiplication and prime number theories.
Let’s hope they share a happy life of pi together, and they multiply and have little button babies and such.
[via odditycentral]

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!! OMG, CHEW have to laugh: ‘Chewie Here, Chewbacca There’ !!


Chewbacca is my kind of guy; big, hairy, really good at fixing things and cuddly by nature, so every time I hear that “cccrrrrroooooaaaauuuuuwwww” noise, I melt inside, and stiffen on the outside at the thought of hopping on the CHEW-CHEW TRAIN and riding that hairy ass all night long until we make Chewie babies.
This video is basically Chew-porn, Chew-gasms with pictures of fluffy animals and household apparatus on top, it’s hitting all my domestique sci-fantasy pleasure centres.
Chewie is that CHU…won’t you come in here and fix that Chewie tap and that cupboard door is Chewing too…wont Chew fix that for me…THANK CHEW!
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, pleating on the eye: Jaimee McKenna’s FW’13 CSM show !!

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In my local scabby school -non-negotiably- the girls had to wear these dumpy pleated skirts to school, and we had to wear the school tie which was stripy black and gold…very Versace…knot!
Well designer Jaimee McKenna obviously loved her pleated obligatory high school night-terror and has created her Central St Martins FW runway show around the humble pleated skirt; utilising herringbone pleats, Tudor-esque shoulder hugging ruffs and LAMBSWOOL CONCERTINA CALF-LENGTH numbers in royal and navy blues, the former derived from “an ultramarine shade first post-war French artist Yves Klein“.

“I found an image from a 1950s Vogue of an elaborate pleated skirt that had such structure and presence”

Follow the jump to see the remainder of the concertina collection, I just hope this was the only inspiration she took from school, and trust she wasn’t serving tinned bean mixes and POWDERED SCHOOL DINNER MASHED POTATO back stage!

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