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!! OMG, “It’s Oh So QUIT!”: Björk cancels Biophilia Kickstarter !!

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APParently people weren’t “Biopheeling [so] generous”!
A few days ago we posted Björk’s Biophilia Kickstarter on omgblog, where Bjork and her techy-team were looking to raise as much as £375,000 to develop the app for Windows 8 and Android.
They raised less than 4% of this before Kick-stopped the campaign a few hours ago, due to unforeseen labour oversights, posting the following Björk-written note on their site:
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[Thanks Nick for the tip!]

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!! OMG, HOW BITTER: Carrie Fisher, “Dear Princess Leia” !!

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Writer and Actress by day, bagel-headed bedsheet-wearing gun-wielding princess by night; Carrie Fisher has had enough of that bitch Leia and all the fan-mail and adoration she gets whilst Carrie continues to get “bloated and evil with age”. So she decided to write her a snail-mail to -erm- VENT A LITTLE about her “post-galactic stress disorder”:

“fending off water-retention, weight, and wrinkles in the same way you fight for the glory of whatever the f*ck all that was about–a universe glowing with peace and fairness, Ewoks cavorting in their force-filled fields?”

Read the whole penpal-chainmail-galactic-complainathon HERE.
Shit Miss Fisher, don’t let that CRUSTY-BAGEL-HOE get CHU[baka] down!

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!! OMG, Knight in Wooly Armour !!

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I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be a wooly mother divass, but just the helmet is not enough. I want the woolmail shirt, the knitted armour and a wooly sword, sheath and shield. Anyone got a spare wooly sword i can play with ?
The helmets -at least to begin with- available to buy here.
Well they better come up with the rest before the new season of Game of Thrones comes out.
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, so fantasmicool: ‘Game of Thrones’ featurette !!


If you’re a fantasy nerd like me you’ll need a constant overlap of books films and mini-series’ in yo life that make your crushed velvet floor-length night dress appropriate attire [see my post later today for appropriate headgear].
Here’s the Season 3 Game of Thrones Featurette.
Although it totally ruined my fantasy; I thought Game of Thrones was a documentary about merry old England, I mean I’ve not been back recently, I didn’t realise.
[via Homorazzi]

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!! OMG, How maginerdy: the weather in elvish !!


I’m so excited about The Hobbit Movie, I’m growing my feet and only wearing earth-tones right now. Not to mention eating raw fish and squatting on the sidewalk, stroking a ring-pull and murmuring to myself.
My Elvish is shite, so this video will help me at least learn the words “sun” and “scattered”; these being the most useful words you can learn, probably, i think, maybe, i guess.

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