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!! OMG, How Useful: Be BullySmart !!


I know I posted something from Everything is Terrible just yesterday, but this video with helpful tips for avoiding bullies is too important for you not to watch. I know that OMG Readers are more likely to be the bullies than the bullied, but for some of our– ahem– feyer readers, the above video will teach you important survival techniques such as:

  • Avoiding inadvertent gangwear
  • Effective hairpulling
  • Nut-slapping
  • Using your copy of Freshmen to fend off attackers
  • Running for your goddamn life

(Everything is Terrible via Videogum. Thanks to Brian for the tip.)

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!! OMG, how frivolous: USB Ass !!

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For about $26 plus shipping you can have your very own USB ass (which either belongs to a masculine woman or a skanky Eurotrash gay) that shakes when you plug it in to your computer. It comes in four different swimsuit designs, and of course comes from Japan. Order HERE.
Via GIZMODO.

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!! OMG, how dumb: Fat Hard Drive Question !!

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A confused X-Box player thought his console and laptop were getting heavier with the more data he put on his drives. Methinks he was the one getting heavier:

Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.

I’ve noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don’t travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB’s = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.

Thanks in advance!
– K

I shouldn’t really make fun of this guy. Once I went into a bike shop cause I thought my bike was harder to pedal. Turns out I was just fat and out of shape.
Click HERE to see all the sass-back responses to the question.
Thanks to Stephen for the tip.

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