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!! OMG, presenting the hottest business card EVER: Chinese Billionaire’s card is the picture of modesty !!

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Chinese billionaire entrepeneur Chen Guangbiao is one of the wealthiest men in China, and he recently attempted to buy The New York Times!
He also happens to be the owner of the hottest business card ever known to mankind! It’s dripping with modesty and subtlety! Let’s go over Chen’s card, shall we?

Most Influential Person of China
Most Prominent Philanthropist of China
China Moral Leader
China Earthquake Rescue Hero
Most Well-known and Beloved Chinese Role Model
China Top Ten Most Honorable Volunteer
Most Charismatic Philanthropist of China
China Low Carbon Emission Environmental Protection Top Advocate
China’s Foremost Environmental Preservation Demolition Expert

How Patrick Bateman of him. Seriously though — I can take the piss out of Chen all I want, but he must be doing something right, considering he’s a BILLIONAIRE! Call me, papi!
[via dangerousminds]

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!! OMG, YASSSS: Man buys animatronic band from Pizza place and programs it to perform “Pop, Lock And Drop It” !!


This is one of the best things we’ve seen in a long time! If we had the cash, this is what our basement would end up turning into.
A man bought the animatronic band from a Showbiz Pizza location and programmed it to play Baby Huey‘s “Pop, Lock And Drop It”. Check out the video above!

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!! OMG, gayface really exists: Scientists discover shape differences in faces of gay & straight men !!

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The “Gayface”! For years our community has joked about that frozen stare you sometimes get from another guy walking down the street directed towards you. That pronounced raised-eyebrow kind of look, an intense pursed lip maybe. A gaze falls upon you where you’re not quite sure whether that person you’re looking at wants to sleep with you, or actually just wants to claw your eyes out (SPOILER: They probably just want to claw my eyes out).
ANYWAY, scientists are about to blow your mind away this week again by coming forward with FACTUAL EVIDENCE that there are, in fact, very specific varying traits that differentiate a homosexual male’s face to a heterosexual male’s face. According to FeelGuide.com

“From Homosexual men showed relatively wider and shorter faces, smaller and shorter noses, and rather massive and more rounded jaws, resulting in a mosaic of both feminine and masculine features. In Study 2, we tested the accuracy of sexual orientation judgment from standardized facial photos which were assessed by 80 independent raters. Binary logistic regression showed no effect of attributed sexual orientation on self-reported sexual orientation. However, homosexual men were rated as more masculine than heterosexual men, which may explain the misjudgment of sexual orientation. Thus, our results showed that differences in facial morphology of homosexual and heterosexual men do not simply mirror variation in femininity, and the stereotypic association of feminine looking men as homosexual may confound judgments of sexual orientation.”

You didn’t even finish reading that quote did you? You’re totally scanning through Facebook right now checking out questionable straight guys’ mugs. Anyway, I’m digging the part about how we’re more butch than straight dudes. HA! Science, has done it again!

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!! OMG, all work and no play makes Jack a dull Gameboy: It’s the 8-bit old-school videogame version of ‘The Shining’ !!


If you think Shelley Duvall is quirky and weird in real life, just wait until you see her done in 8-bit: Just in time for Halloween, Cinefix has released this awesome video of the film The Shining in 8-bit form!
And this isn’t the first time they’ve adapted films to 8-bit. Make sure to check out their Blade Runner and Star Trek games too!

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!! OMG, how aboot a reboot of Reboot?: The beloved cartoon series will return! !!

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If you are a grown man, millennial goth in some drapey Raf Simons, and you are running out of animated Net Art gifs for your Tumblr blog — then fear not: You will soon have plenty to draw from!
Just in time to celebrate its 20th year, the Reboot cartoon series is making a comeback! According to Rainmaker Entertainment:

Making its debut on television screens in 1994, ReBoot was centered on the world of Mainframe, where a guardian program sprite and his friends defended the system from superviruses bent on creating havoc and destruction. Mainframe Entertainment will team with leading computer industry manufacturers to update the ReBoot universe and create a ground-breaking viewing experience for fans.

Are you excited to see Bob, Enzo, and Dot Matrix back on the small screen?
[via HuffPo]

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