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!! OMG, Get One: Butt Magazine beach towels !!

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I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s really hot out! And nothing says hot summer like lounging in the sand on your Butt Magazine brand nude man towel.
Now you can buy one of several designs– all in Butt Magazine’s signature off-salmon, and each emblazoned with a basically-naked Butt model.
All proceeds will be donated to the Ali Forney Center– otherwise known as a good cause!– so get your Butt towel ASAP.

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!! OMG, how handy: The Non-Football Fan’s Guide to the World Cup !!

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Soccer: it’s boring. Call me an American pig or an idiot or whatever– I don’t care. Soccer is boring as f*ck. I’m not going to argue about exactly the qualities that make it so ridiculous, because of course you know them already.
HOWEVER
(And this is a big however!)
Soccer players are easily the hottest athletes in all of sports. While you get the occasional sexy quarterback in football, and baseball has been known to send a stud or two around the diamond, in general those sports favor giant slobs. Basketball players are too tall and weird-shaped for me. Soccer players, on the other hand are pure sex.
The problem is that I can’t actually be bothered to watch the game to actually figure out who the hottest ones are. Which is why I was thrilled to come across this handy cheat sheet of all the hot men of the World Cup, featuring at least one sex god from every single competing nation! Experience the pleasure of soccer without having to actually know anything about it! Enjoy!

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!! OMG, How Weird: “Gay” Orangina ad from France !!


After the gay McDonald’s ad got such huge play, I guess other companies are trying to get in on the French gay ad thing. This Orangina ad, though– which was banned from French TV for being too “polemic”– is just really confusing! And the “gay” part is the least confusing part of it. But wait. Does it count as gay if one of the men is a big anthropomorphic cat thingy? Also are you really supposed to put Orangina on your face? Or are you supposed to put it on your cat’s face? I don’t understand!

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!! OMG, Have a Choire Sicha Pride !!

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It’s pride week here in NYC, and in addition to being an excuse to drink rainbow-colored beer, put lipstick on my butthole and throw coked-out Craigslist orgies, it also is a time for serious reflection about what it means to be a gay in 2010. Since I’m too lazy to write anything about it myself (sorry! above my pay-grade!) you should instead read Choire Sicha’s very great essay about architecture in the Pines, corporate faggotism, and the true meaning of Pride.

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