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!! OMG, How Weird: “Gay” Orangina ad from France !!


After the gay McDonald’s ad got such huge play, I guess other companies are trying to get in on the French gay ad thing. This Orangina ad, though– which was banned from French TV for being too “polemic”– is just really confusing! And the “gay” part is the least confusing part of it. But wait. Does it count as gay if one of the men is a big anthropomorphic cat thingy? Also are you really supposed to put Orangina on your face? Or are you supposed to put it on your cat’s face? I don’t understand!

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!! OMG, Have a Choire Sicha Pride !!

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It’s pride week here in NYC, and in addition to being an excuse to drink rainbow-colored beer, put lipstick on my butthole and throw coked-out Craigslist orgies, it also is a time for serious reflection about what it means to be a gay in 2010. Since I’m too lazy to write anything about it myself (sorry! above my pay-grade!) you should instead read Choire Sicha’s very great essay about architecture in the Pines, corporate faggotism, and the true meaning of Pride.

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!! OMG, Call a Thpade a Thpade: Comically gay person rails against homosexuality !!


Hint to all evangelical Christian homophobes. If you want people to take you seriously in your anti-gay rants, you might want to lose the frosted tips, the eyeliner, and the Fire Island-In-Winter ensemble.
If you want more, Mary Contrary shares the story of how he turned straight— including the inspiring tale of his str8 wedding night– after the jump!
[Via The Awl]

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!! OMG, He’s For Gay Marriage (sorta): Mike Huckabee !!

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Evangelical once and future Republican presidential candidate/fattie Mike Huckabee is profiled this week in liberal fag publication The New Yorker and while the reporter– OMG lezzie krush object Ariel Levy– reminds us that he “has called homosexuality ‘sinful and unnatural’ and is fond of amusing audiences with the witticism “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” he did extend an olive branch to the Adam/Steve community when it comes to the all-important topic of two-peen marriage.
Turns out he’s not against it! Or at least– he writes in an e-mail to Levy– not if the conditions are just right:

“The only thing worse than a torrid affair with sweet, sweet Nancy [Pelosi] would be a torrid affair with Helen Thomas. If those were my only options, I’d probably be FOR same-sex marriage!”

LOLOLOL! Someone give this man his own talk show! Oh, wait…
[The New Yorker via Wonkette]

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!! OMG, He’ll Play Gay (Again and Again): James Franco !!

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James Franco: if he’s not actually gay, he may be America’s hottest fag hag! Whether he’s playing Harvey Milk’s naked boyfriend in Milk, hanging like two nuts in a sac with drag performance artist Kalup Linzy or making erotic video art about Kirk and Spock doing a modified Vulcan mind-meld with their dick and butt, Dimples Franco doesn’t care who thinks he’s a big homo. He’s not but who cares!
He tells The Independent:

The worst downside, and I don’t consider this a downside, the worst thing that anybody could say is that I was gay and if somebody said that I guess they would be wrong, but I also wouldn’t care and as far as being typecast, that’s not the case, nonetheless I would be happy to play 100 gay roles as long as they were always good parts.

James, I have a gay role for you! Okay, so you come over to my apartment– the door’ll be unlocked– and I’ll be…
Oh, just see my ad on Craig’s List!
[Via Towleroad]

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