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!! OMG, Gross! Gay Twilight features twinks, blood !!


Well, you knew it was coming. In fact, what took it so long to get here? I am, of course, speaking of Twinklight, the gay Twilight porno. (Call me when the gay Baby-sitter’s Club porno comes out– with early 90’s nostalgia at an all-time high and the recent rerelease of the books it can’t be too far off!)
Anyway, I would say that Twinklight looks hot except, uh, ew, blood? I know it’s a vampire movie and everything but was that really necessary? Gross! Also, as everyone knows, the whole point of Twilight is that there’s no sex– gay or otherwise. A real gay version of Twilight would just feature a bunch of longing gay embraces.
The trailer’s above, and while there’s technically no nudity, there’s a lot of gay writhing and fang-baring, so it’s probably not the greatest idea to watch it at work.
[Via Queerty]

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!! OMG, How Revolutionary: Gay husbands advance marriage equality by winning shopping spree !!

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As most of our readers know, we’re big fans of marriage equality here at OMG Blog– and nothing says marriage equality like a lavish dowry from CRATE & BARREL! Gay newlyweds Gregory and Jonathan (above) recently launched an extremely aggressive campaign to win a Crate and Barrel wedding contest. And they courageously came in second, winning a $7,500 Crate and Barrel gift certificate. Let’s hope these brave freedom fighters enjoy their stemless wineglasses and chilewich placemats! And thank you for helping us fight for our right to be as materialistic and greedy as straight brides!
[Towleroad]

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!! OMG, It’s Pansexual: The teaser for the new Kylie video !!


Well lookee here: it’s the 30-second teaser for the upcoming Kylie Minogue video for ALL THE LOVERS. Personally I’m sick of these teaser things– isn’t a music video already an advertisement?– but I’ll forgive Kylie in this one case because the video, which features couples of every stripe stripping down to their underwear and making out, looks really hot.
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, I’d Hit It: John McCain’s campaign manager !!

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Sen. John McCain (R – Racistzona) sure does have a weird relationship with us gays! His daughter, good time gal Meghan, is a strident (if annoying!) voice for marriage equality within the Republican party and even wifey beer queen Cindy has been known to slap some duct tape on her normally perfectly-glossed lips to silently oppose Prop 8.
Senator McCain, however– despite the protestations of the ladies in his life– has shown through his actions that he’s gay-hating (not to mention racist!) pig. He’s come out in support of Prop 8, thinks gays should stay out of the military, voted no on ENDA, and opposes gay adoption etc. etc. etc. And he’s just hired his former Chief of Staff, the extremely gay Mark Buse, above, to run his campaign.
Many gays are expressing distaste that Buse would choose to take part in the oppression his own people by working to reelect McCain, but personally I say who cares that Mr. Buse is a traitorous Auntie Tom? He’s also a total fox. The manly tattoo! The artfully-bared biceps! And, oh, that sexy salt ‘n pepper beardy thing! Mark, if you’re reading this, shoot me an e-mail. I don’t care about my rights! I just want to make love to you!
(P.S. If any readers have stumbled across Buse’s Manhunt profile, send me some of his pics! I’d love to do an OMG He’s Naked for this hawt/hung Republican daddybear…)
[Joe.My.God.]

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