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!! OMG, Tori Spelling needs a gay !!

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Tori Spelling is getting a talk show and she needs a homosexual friend to be Jim J. Bullock to her Tammy Faye. Or, as the producers are putting it, Will to her Grace. Well if it’s the second, that should be easy: they just need to find a glassy-eyed fop with a smooth, shiny bump where his penis should be! Are u that someone?
Reports the LA Times:

ABC is creating a daytime talk show for Spelling and a co-host to be determined… The program, which is in the very early stages of development, would feature Spelling and a male co-host who would basically serve as Spelling’s best friend forever. The network is looking for a “Will & Grace” vibe between Spelling and her as-yet-undiscovered BFF.Who knows, maybe finding a co-host can be its own reality show for Spelling.

Who would have ever predicted that of all the 90210 kids, Donna would be the one who would go on to have an actual career? Poor Andrea Zuckerman must be so jealous right now!
[LA Times via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, The Insinuation: Teabaggers Call Out Republican Senator !!


Holy moley, those teabaggers can be dangerous. Even true-blue Republicans aren’t immune from their crazy-talk anymore. Here, watch Lindsey Graham gets called out by an angry rallyer for being “worse than Barney Frank.”
What in the world could this man be talking about? Well fiddle dee dee! I wouldn’t have the first notion!
For those of you unfamiliar with Lindsey Graham, he and John McCain spent most of McCain’s election campaign sitting on the bus braiding each other’s hair and making friendship bracelets. He’s also a US Senator and just because he has a girl’s name does not mean anything! Seriously! Come on guys!

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!! OMG, It’s Coming Back: Friday Night Lights !!


The gayest-ever show about football is returning to the airwaves! Although Friday Night Lights has been known to go completely off the rails for long stretches, it has never skimped on the mancandy. My wish for the upcoming season is for dream daddy Coach Taylor to start an illicit and highly nude homosexual relationship with one of his young football-playing charges and for Connie Britton’s Tami Taylor to embark on a career as a drug addicted showgirl. Will my dreams become reality? I have no idea, but maybe the above preview for season four will give some clues. (But probably not.)
UPDATE: Oopsy! This promo is actually for the run of the fourth season that will begin airing May 7 on NBC. It already aired on DirecTV!

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!! OMG, Shut Uppppp! It’s National Day of Silence !!


Hey, I just remembered that it’s the National Day of Silence. Does that mean I don’t have to write any more posts? And shouldn’t Lance Bass have tape on his mouth or something? I guess celebrities are exempt from the silence! (I know, I know– it’s just for the schoolchildren. But still!)
I’m kind of surprised that conservatives are just starting to complain about this now. I remember people doing the Day of Silence thing fifteen years ago when I was in high school and no one cared about it at all. (Or even really noticed it was happening!) And s far as in-your-face activism goes, isn’t shutting the f*ck up about as inoffensive as it gets? Do you really have to take your kids out of school to prevent them from being exposed to gay protesters who aren’t saying anything?
Okay, you won’t hear a peep out of me for the rest of the day! (Ugh, just kidding; I still have one more post to do 🙁 )
[Day of Silence

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