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!! OMG, Gay prisoners love OJ Simpson !!

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OJ Simpson’s turning into the most unlikely of gay icons– among the felon set, that is. According to the National Enquirer, Simpson, who’s currently doing time for the bizarre theft of a bunch of sports memorabilia from a Las Vegas hotel, has a posse of doting gay inmates who wait on him hand and foot:

With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges – and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as “The Girls,” says the source…

“He’s really tight with ‘The Girls,'” said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population.

“Whenever we’d be let out to the yard, O.J. would almost always hang out with them. The ‘girls’ treated him like he was a king.”

While I’m not exactly sure what “openly gay transgender” means, I’m sorry to say that I think I know exactly what The Girls see in Mr. Simpson. (LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK.)
[National Enquirer via Gawker]

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!! OMG, How liberating: Gay marriage the magazine !!

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With the oncoming deluge of gay marriages, look for our marriage-minded brothers to start thinking about what’s really important when it comes to betrothal. No, not love or commitment, or even equality. Everyone knows that marriage is all about rings, tuxedos, registries and elaborate centerpieces!
Now there’s a new magazine called EQUALLY WED out that promises to help rich gays spend as much money as possible on their orgiastic carnivals of commitment. Because we gays can be “equally” as annoying as anyone else planning a wedding! In fact, as gay men, it’s our political imperative to remind the straight establishment that we’re important cogs in the wedding-industrial complex.
Yay! Bring on the gay bridezillas! Because the most important right is the right to be just as tacky as straight people.
[Equally Wed via Gawker]

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!! OMG, one to (weight) watch: Hard Ton !!

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Italian disco diva Hard Ton is hard to miss for a few reasons. Firstly, the cover of his Gigolo Records debut EP Selfish is an homage to Grace Jones’ Island Life arabesque album art. Every time I look at it I’m… speechless. Secondly, he’s got the voice of Sylvester and the body of Martha Wash. Thirdly, his Chicago-house sound is spot on and really, really gay.
What’s not immediately apparent (but somehow makes sense) is that he’s spent the past 15 years singing in metal bands and one of his musical heroes is Judas Priest front man Rob Halford. Also, he recorded the three tracks on Selfish using strictly analogue and vintage gear. To sample what Hard Ton has to offer, check the video for “Earthquake” below.

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!! OMG, He’s still trying to get up that great big hill: He-Man !!


I wasn’t allowed to watch He-Man when I was little because it got me “too excited.” Thank God this video of fabulous Prince Adam performing his own fabulous disco-ready remix of 4 Non Blonde’s WHAT’S UP wasn’t around then because it probably would have made my overexcited little head explode in conflagration of rainbows and sparkles.
Yes, it’s a little slow-going at first, but things get out-of-control once the beat kicks in at 1:30.
[Via WOW Report]

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