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!! OMG, How Romantic: Virgin Mobile Advertising !!

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I’m easy. Put a couple of hot guys getting gay on your billboard and I am completely sold on your product. Pity us gays: we’ll throw our pretty pink dollars around in exchange for the most paltry corporate hugs and kisses. We just want to feel loved!
But, hey, truth: I actually used to have a Virgin Mobile phone and it was really great. Then I accidentally let the number lapse and got this Verizon prepaid thing instead and it sucks complete shit!
SO the moral of the story is that companies with kissing gays in their ads make better products. Full disclosure: they didn’t give me anything to say this, I’m just stupid enough to give away free publicity for basically no reason.

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!! OMG, He’s In the Christmas Spirit: Pumpkin Dancer !!


Another bomb thrown in the War On Christmas! This pumpkin dancer fails to say “Merry Christmas” in his special Christmas dance. He’s not even dancing to Christmas music! AND WHERE IS THE FRANKINCENSE AN MYRRH!?!?!?!
It’s been a shitty week, but now it’s over, yay! We may not be married by Monday, but here’s to the lost pony finding its way back to Paradise Estate.

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!! OMG, They’re So Annoying: GLAAD !!

With so many completely despicable/annoying gay organizations (Human Rights Campaign, Log Cabin Republicans, etc etc etc) it seems unimaginable that one could stand out as the most birdbrained and– DARE I SAY– FAGGY. And yet! GLAAD (that stands for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) manages this handily! Last we heard from these fools they had taken up the pointless and idiotic fag patrol mantle; now it seems that they’ve changed their mission to shameless corporate shillery.
Apparently worried that ABC might be criticized for homophobia re: Adam Lambert’s banishment from the airwaves, GLAAD has valiantly rushed to the television network’s defense, issuing the following statement:

“It would appear that the kiss between Adam Lambert and his keyboardist did not factor into ABC’s decision,” said Jarrett Barrios, President of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD). “ABC has a history of positive gay and transgender inclusion that includes featuring kisses between gay and lesbian couples on-air.”

Well thanks for that charming corporate apologia, GLAAD! But shouldn’t you be getting back to your normal job of flaccid whining and gay speech policing!?
(via Gawker)

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!! OMG, :( :( :( : Gay Marriage Fails in New York !!

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The gay marriage vote in NY was a total bust, with 24 voting yes and 38 voting no. Zero republicans voted in favor, despite the fake promises of NYC’s pig mayor Michael Bloomberg.
Naturally Senator Hiram Monserrate, the Queens Democrat who slashed his girlfriend in the face with a broken glass, voted NO. Here’s to the sanctity of marriage!

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!! OMG, How Useless: Ex-Gay Therapy !!


Actually maybe ex-gay therapy isn’t totally useless. One of the guys in this short documentary about ex-ex-gays says that his year at Love In Action, a self-proclaimed “Christian discipleship ministry to restore those trapped in sexual and relational sin through the power of Jesus Christ” just made him even more gay than before.
Apparently the parties are really fun too!

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