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!! OMG, A Broken Clock Is Right Twice a Day! !!

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Obviously this bitch is an ignorant pig! However, having been (belatedly) introduced to GRINDR this weekend, I can’t say that I totally disagree with her. This computer thing is clearly the tool of homosexual devils!
UPDATE: Several readers have rightly pointed out that this is a sneaky lesbian joke! I was too stupid to notice the rainbow flag and telltale haircut. (Hey, everyone knows that the line between old lezbn and krazy kristian is a fine one!)
SO the moral here is that I am a fool and that a broken clock is actually never right. I stand by my conclusion, though: the computer IS a homosexual tool of the devil. Who can dispute this!
(Via Lady Bunny)

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!! OMG, How Nostalgic: Mark and Kelly !!


I came across this video while searching for Tiffany songs on YouTube and I have to say I cannot believe my good fortune at discovering this amazing duo. I’m a little surprised the teddy bear doesn’t get top billing too, though.

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!! OMG, Before She Was Famous: Lady Gaga !!


Lady Gaga’s always talking about how she got her start as the “queen of New York’s gay underground.” It’s all very Bette Midler/Madonna but, oh wait– I guess Lady Gaga’s version of the New York gay underground scene is actually the NYU talent show!
Not exactly Danceteria, but I guess in the end there is actually barely any difference.

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!! OMG, Oopsy! Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage! !!

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Ooops! Sometimes you have to break some Traditional-marriage eggs to make a homophobia omelette! Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a lawyer and candidate for Texas attorney general, claims that the legislators of the Lone Star State, in their zeal to eliminate Opposite Marriage, have accidentally banned un-opposite marriage as well. This means everyone in Texas is divorced now.

The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that “marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.” But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Oh no! Is this what they’re always talking with that whole undermining the institution of marriage stuff? I guess that’s what happens when you start f*cking around with people’s basic rights!
(McClatchy via Gawker)

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!! OMG, Connect the Dots: Missed connections that aren’t !!

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I know this is not exactly news but it is something that has been bothering me for a really long time, so just indulge my pet peeve.
If you have had a part of someone’s body inside a part of your body, it does not count as a missed connection! What, did getting a name just feel too intimate in the moment?
(Craigslist)

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