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!! OMG, It’s Scientific: Facebook Gay-Detector !!

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Attention all boys bois in the closet! It’s time to panic, because leaving your sexual orientation off of your Facebook profile will no longer keep your nosy grandma and coworkers from figuring out that you are a big total homosexual. A crack team of brilliant scientists at MIT has developed an honest-to-god gay test, and not only does it have nothing to do with how you choose to examine the bottom of your shoe or which way your hair whorls, but it actually works.
According to the Boston Globe, an amazing and useful computer program– known at the moment as PROJECT GAYDAR– was able to correctly determine the gaiety of all 9 known homos in a pool of a thousand, based only on analyzing their lists of friends on Facebook. Personally I’m sure I would have been able to figure it out just from the angle they were cocking their head in their photos and the way they arched their eyebrows when they smiled, but I’m just good like that.
Now if only someone would come up with a program to determine which MySpace users are hookers. Oh wait, they all are!
(Via Gawker)

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!! OMG, How Fierce: Tyra Banks Speaks Out !!

Every girl who walks onto my set– my set– has either been raped, burned, or had their father walk out on them. They’re victims. And that’s Fierce

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again! TYRA BANKS IS A MONSTER.
(A star is born. I smell a LOGO DEVELOPMENT DEAL!)

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!! OMG, How Convenient: Erotic Celly Caddy !!

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I don’t know about you, but I’m always gazing around my apartment wondering which everyday items could be more erotic. I already have a penis-shaped toothbrush, a hairy nutsack keyring for my car keys, and a vibrating breakfast nook to stimulate me while I eat my Fiber One (nature’s scrub brush, FYI!). But one thing that’s been missing is a sexy cell-phone holder!
Well I guess the search has ended: who could ever misplace his celly when it’s being seductively cradled between the firm buttocks and rippling shoulderblades of this muscular Tom of Findland-esque stud? Also, we’re both wearing the same hat! What an unusual coincidence!
This amazing object d’art is available now on eBay and was brought to our attention by the nice people at URLESQUE. I almost hesitate to post it for fear of inciting a bidding war, but I figure it’s my duty. Anyway, you should buy it for me.
(If you’re desperate to see this inanimate object’s sexy crack or even look into his soulful eyes, both are after the jump.)

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