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!! OMG, He’s Really Not Gay: James Franco !!

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Of course he would tell you if he was gay! He’s James Franco! He already told you he masturbates five times a day, after all. This is not a man with much to hide! Mr. Franco recently spoke to The Advocate in a hard-hitting interview.

Sure, I’d tell you if I was. I guess the reason I wouldn’t is because I’d be worried that it would hurt my career. I suppose that’s the reason one wouldn’t do that, right? But no, that wouldn’t be something that would deter me. I’m going to do projects that I want to do. Everyone thinks I’m a stoner, and some people think I’m gay because I’ve played these gay roles. That’s what people think, but it’s not true. I don’t smoke pot. I’m not gay. But on another level, there’s something in me that is able to play roles like that in a way that’s convincing.”

Okay, not gay, sure. I guess I’ll buy it. But not a stoner? James Franco, what do we look like, idiots?
[The Advocate via Queerty]

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!! OMG, She’s Mad: Shirley Phelps-Roper pouts about publicity woes !!

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Poor Shirley Phelps-Roper! The Liza Minelli of homophobes is mad that her own God Hates Fags Baptist Church’s endless and shameless string of publicity grabs isn’t getting, well, the publicity it used to. In fact, you may have read lately about the Florida preacher who wants to burn a bunch of Korans at Ground Zero? Well that has absolutely nothing to do with Miss Shirley. But she would like you to know that her church has been burning Korans for years. And no one cared at all!

Her irritation Wednesday was not that the Rev. Terry Jones and his Dove World Outreach Center’s planned bonfire would offend Muslims worldwide and probably increase the danger to American soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq.
It’s that in 2008 she and her father’s Topeka flock set fire to a Quran in plain view on a Washington, D.C., street and nobody seemed to care.
“We did it a long time before this guy,” Phelps-Roper said by telephone from a street corner in downtown Chicago, scene of the latest Westboro picket — against Jews this time, not gays.
The difference could be that in 2008 many news media outlets had decided to ignore the group’s routine of spewing hatred at funerals of fallen American soldiers.
So when Fred Phelps, calling Muhammad a “pedophilic gigolo,” went online and invited people to attend the burning, most stayed away.

You kind of have to take pity on Shirley. Without her clever signs and her famous church, she’s just another crazy old lady with a really long braid.
[Towleroad]

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!! OMG, we’re sportsy: The Only US Open Coverage You’ll Ever Need !!

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It’s tennis season here in New York, and if you’re even the slightest fan of fuzzy balls flying across your TV screen, you really need to be following swashbuckling gay sports journo John Koblin’s exceedingly funny, smart and sexay coverage of the US Open. Trust me! He even has videos!
Mostly unrelated except for the tennis part: If you’re just into borderline jailbait young twinks getting basically nude and rubbing their rackets around on their hairless buttcracks to the catchy beat of latin pop musc, check out the video after the jump. It’s a repeat from last year, but it’s also probably my absolute favorite thing I’ve ever posted on this blog. NSFW!
AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, our NSFW gallery of naked tennis players from last year was pretty f*cking great too. (I’m just realizing that I used to put a lot more time/effort into this shit.)

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!! OMG, It’s Coming: Glee Season Two !!


Pssst, actually I secretly think Glee kind of sucks balls, but I know everyone else is all over it like Ellen on Portia’s poon, so maybe you would like to watch the new, just-released preview of it?
As for me, I’ll just be waiting for when they have the very special Taylor Dayne episode. Then I’ll consider reconsidering.

[New York Magazine
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