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!! OMG, Sweatiest-case Scenario: Military Leaders Spill Most Erotic Fears About Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Repeal !!

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“Our men need to know they can count on each other in battle, and we can’t have them getting distracted by illicit romantic dalliances. Especially if one’s a little blond Adonis farm boy and his buddy’s a real tough street kid straight out of Brooklyn. I mean, think about it: What if they lock eyes and abandon their post to start ripping each other’s fatigues off, revealing twin sets of glistening washboard abs and at last fulfilling their hidden passions?” – Gen. James T. Conway, commandant of the Marine Corps.

Yes, it’s a fake quote from the Onion, but this still seems to reflect the military’s real attitude about repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
What they’re forgetting is that dudes in the closet can have sex with each other just as effectively as any other dudes. In fact, I’ve been told closet-sex is often much hotter.
[The Onion via Andrew Sullivan]

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!! OMG, He’s Allen Ginsberg: James Franco stars in Howl !!


James Franco– everyone’s favorite angel-headed hipster– is playing a famous gay historical figure again, this time legendary poet Allen Ginsberg in the new Howl. The film tells the story of the 1957 obscenity charges against bookstore owner Lawrence Ferlinghetti, who was brought to trial for the crime of selling copies of Ginsberg’s dirty poem. The poem in question, of course, is now probably one of the most famous and celebrated American poems of the 20th century.
While the movie is on a very important and fascinating topic, the main reason to see it is obvs for the hot men. Not only is Franco the star, but John “Don Draper” Hamm has a star turn as a dapper fifties lawyer. I’ve got my ticket already!

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!! OMG, He’s Back: Sassy Gay Friend Saves the Giving Tree !!


Sassy Gay Friend has returned and this time he’s turned his sassy gay attention from Shakespeare and the bible to classic children’s literature, stepping in to save the doomed, co-dependent Giving Tree from the most unhealthy relationship of all…
(If only Sassy Gay Friend had been around to talk the ladies of Teen Vogue out of publishing that horrible article last week…)

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!! OMG, I Reluctantly Disapprove: Pentagon considering separate gay showers !!

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Someone alert Dink Flamingo! The U.S. military has revealed that it’s seriously considering separate barracks and showers for gay soldiers, if and when they actually decide to let them in.
I know this is horrible discrimination and the equivalent of segregation, but for the first time in my life I’m actually considering joining the army! I hear it pays better than OMG Blog (no offense, Frank!) and, uh, those showers actually sound like they could be, you know, a lot of fun. Just call me Private Bmad
Seriously, this is wrong and bad! Separate but equal is no kind of equality at all!
(Okay I have to go masturbate now.)
[Via Joe.My.God]

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