!! OMG, giving some Lip: Jeremy Allen White for Bullett !!

The other week we showed you 'Shameless' actor Jeremy Allen White's bottty-bum in his 'caught-you-scrubbing-your-SCROTAL-scene' -scene, but I realise that although I would love to snuggle with said ass, they are not the only lips he's wagging.

White spoke to Bullett [HERE] about the beard rash he developed from kissing Liev Schreiber, holding an [onscreen] dj at gunpoint, and -if given a choice- always opting to flash his back crack as oppose to his front trunk:

"The directors and writers have asked a lot of us--you know, "You're going to have to show something. You can show your dick or you can show your ass." The answer is usually ass. I will be sticking to the ass shot as long as I have control."

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
comments: 1 | category: Televisual | permalink

!! OMG, meowt of this world: 'Lil Bub & Friends' !!

Voted Best Feature Film at the 2013 Tribeca Online Film Festival, 'Lil Bub & Friends' follows Lil Bub [obv] and other meme-meowsers, and the sort of pussy galore it takes to be a famous online glamour puss.

V-magazine spoke to Lil Bub, prior to her online win about perfect days, BFFs and her favourite famous-feme-feline:

"Honestly I would love to connect with the one they call the Grumpy Cat. Not because she too is famous, but because I feel we have a cosmic connection; and I think she may be the true yang to my yin."

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Cute | permalink

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!! OMG, "sure it leaves a stain": Jiz' broken 'Hymen in her Thighs' !!

Featuring Tracy Chapman in her 'Fast Car', Kimber has a NSFW pony-puss-problem and so she 'shuts up and drives' away from 'Jiz and the Mammograms' only to 'shut up and drive' back and perform a remake of Riri's 'Diamonds' entitled 'Hymens':

"I'll break your soul I'll make your cry / I'll call you fat with the face of Bill Nye / You got a lazy eye and cellulite I'll break you like the hymen in your thighs"

...giving barf-day girl Cher some comeback competition !

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Pop | permalink

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!! OMG, what a pleasant "gift from G.O.D.": Rome Fortune's 'Get the Guap' !!

When I was 11 I was obsessed with DMX, but really I think I fancied him; I said I fancied Mariah, but let's be honest I blooming wanted to BE HER [and still kind of do, oh gees I'd jab Nicki Minj-a in her third eye with my mic so hard, give her a purple/green eye to go with her purple/green hair]!

I'm not afraid now to admit to wanting to be Mariah with her Aliens Trilogy-shaped hair-do in the Honey video, but my taste in rap usually orientates towards one of two things; either you are queer and I can relate to what you are spluttering about, or the production on your record is so good that I am listening regardless of the content. One artist that has me listening is MC Ride of Death Grips; his rap is minimal which gives a slow pink-skinned Brit-boy enough time to listen and hear things about this that and the like, the other is Rome Fortune.

Rome's new track 'Get the Guap' tells the story of D related G, involving a P wielding B and a large crew of N's; the production by Dun Deal is mesmeric whoozy-pooz, and his lyrics are to-the-point and obv enough for my FLOPPY PINK-SOCK EARS to comprehend, as with any good music of any old genre Rome tells a good story [but never as good a story as Mariah in the Honey video when she speaks spanglish and then jumps out the window into the pool, sorry Rome, it's true hon]!

I'm already the illest in my opinion so the competition from this point lies within me.

[via dazed]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Monday, May 20, 2013
comments: 1 | category: Musical | permalink

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!! OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 promo !!

OMG, Babe[s], Pig[s] in the City: NastyPig's SS13 video [towleroad]

Dorothy's painterly boobery: Bea Arthur nude painting sold for nearly 2 million [dlisted]

Ben Cohen cuddling babies [queerty]

In Liu of...: Lucy Liu for Net-a-porter [celebitchy]

Stark naked: Robb Stark's botty-parts [ohlala]

Jessica Alba's Street Fighter-grams [celebcafe]

She's a squarker: Anouk's 'Birds' [arjan]

Yes Plurs: Olly Murs for Walmart Risers [popbytes]

Why your purse is grosser than a toilet seat [jezebel]

Chloe throws shady goop at Gwyneth [socialitelife]

projectile milk: Harvey Milk Day Community photo project [kenneth]

Macaulay is roommates with hamster fiddling Pete Dougherty [evilbeet]

AfterElton's '10 Hottest Movie Villains Ever' [thebacklot]

Kim Kardash-hounds' Kankle-pops [amygrindhouse]

Trans-respectable: Pentagon recognises trans veteran [joemygod]

Wade Robson natter chatters about MJ on the Today Show [tabloidprodigy]

W for Watson: Emma Watson for W [theblemish]

Birdie, Eagle, Albatross, Pigeon: Clay Pigeon Golf Shooting [doubleviking]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Celebrated | permalink

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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial's Dark Optimism !!

Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O'Connor's original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation 'Shanzhai Biennial' look to release the "aura of a brand" by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !

Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as "[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial" with the term 'Shanzhai' referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.

Well you know what they say; "fake it till you make it...at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles"...they say that you know !

[via nowness]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Artumnal | permalink

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!! OMG, young and sweet only 37: Dancing Queen...of the bus stop !!

The YouTube owner of this video is called Jane Rowland, and I'm going to just go ahead and say that's Kelly's older sister right now. It's so obviously really with those hip jiggles and the lip-synch heavenly talents, it's just like the world to put the less talented but prettier sister in the limelight and leave the real talent at the bus stop, waiting for the 34 to take her back home to her apartment above 'The Golden Dumpling'.

See the preview video for Kelly Rowland's new single, [?] totally filmed where her sister Jane works at Wally's Wash'n'Fold, the title of the track 'Dirty Laundry' [below] totally about that flipping sky blue button-up that Jane wears year-round, even if she's working up a musty sweat prancing about at the bus stop...erm Kelly, you might want to return her calls, that's why she keeps checking her phone in the video, durrrrr!

[Thanks Julia!]

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posted by Duncan Alexander on Friday, May 17, 2013
comments: 0 | category: Unfortunate | permalink

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