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!! OMG, Will She Dance: Portia de Rossi may dance historic lesbian jig on Dancing With the Stars !!


Throw out your Chucks and get out your cha cha heels, Ellen!
It may soon be dancing time up in the de Rrossi/Degeneres lesbian love lair, because Ryan Seacrest just revealed that Ellen’s Sapphic sweetheart Miss Portia is one of the top prospects being considered for the celebrity half of the first ever double-vaj duo on Dancing With the Stars!

“They’re planning to feature a same-sex couple. You’re at the top of the list,” Ryan told her. “Goodness, you really do break news,” Portia replied startled. But she didn’t pass. “I’m not gonna pass, let me think about it,” she told him. “I used to be a ballet dancer, it’s not completely a pass. You never know.”

Forget “ballet.” Let’s hope we see the return of the Chicken Dance!
[E! Online via Joe. My. God.]

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!! OMG, He Fights Back: Justin Bieber takes on homophobic bullies !!

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Poor Justin Bieber is a victim of bullying too! The teen crooner with the impenetrable hair was going about his business at a lighthearted game of laser-tag this weekend when a pipsqueak competitor called him a faggot. Never mind the fact that everyone knows Biebs is a big old lesbian… Justin was still mightily offended by this homophobic slur and reportedly shoved his tormentor in a moment of courageous activism. Unfortunately for the teenage dream, the bully’s father is a lawyer and has filed assault charges on behalf of his son. Will poor Bieber end up in the clinker?
Let’s hope not, because the incident has caused Justin to experience beautiful gay epiphany! TMZ reports that:

Justin Bieber will take a stand against bullying and homophobia after he was on the receiving end of some hateful words this weekend…Bieber is telling friends he had no idea how hurtful these comments could be — but even though he’s a straight teenager, he now wants to take a stand against bullying and homophobia. We’re told Bieber will be going public — probably within the next week — to lend his support to the anti-bullying campaign. And this is interesting … our sources say Bieber’s own people wanted to keep the specifics of the confrontation under wraps, but Justin felt it was important for people to know what happened.”

[via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, How Statistical: Official studies gay and straight people have mostly different taste !!

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Hm, what could that big list of entirely unrelated words mean. Surprise: it’s Things Lesbians Like! (Wouldn’t I be so good on Pyramid?!)
The graphic is based on profile data collected by dating site OK Cupid, who just published a big and very compelling survey analyzing the similarities and differences between gays and straights when it comes to online dating. After the jump, find out what gay men and straights like! Shocker: while our Sapphic Sisters are wasting their time ruminating on The L Word, it’s straight women who sit around dreaming about their girlfriends

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!! OMG, She Natters: Camille Paglia Goes Gaga !!

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Everyone’s favorite lezzie crank has something to say about the greatest pop star of our times or whatever. That’s right, cultural theorist, art critic and lesbian lunatic Camille Paglia would like to weigh in on the topic of Our Lady of the Gaga. And predictably, she hates her! (FYI, Camille Paglia only likes vintage Madonna and some Brazilian pop singer named Daniela Mercury?) Writes Camille in a recent profile of Gaga:

…Despite showing acres of pallid flesh in the fetish-bondage garb of urban prostitution, Gaga isn’t sexy at all – she’s like a gangly marionette or plasticised android. How could a figure so calculated and artificial, so clinical and strangely antiseptic, so stripped of genuine eroticism have become the icon of her generation? Can it be that Gaga represents the exhausted end of the sexual revolution? In Gaga’s manic miming of persona after persona, over-conceptualised and claustrophobic, we may have reached the limit of an era…

Compare Gaga’s insipid songs, with their nursery-rhyme nonsense syllables, to the title and hypnotic refrain of the first Madonna song and video to bring her attention on MTV, Burning Up, with its elemental fire imagery and its then-shocking offer of fellatio. In place of Madonna’s valiant life force, what we find in Gaga is a disturbing trend towards mutilation and death…

[The Sunday Times via WOW Report]

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