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!! OMG, Sweatiest-case Scenario: Military Leaders Spill Most Erotic Fears About Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Repeal !!

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“Our men need to know they can count on each other in battle, and we can’t have them getting distracted by illicit romantic dalliances. Especially if one’s a little blond Adonis farm boy and his buddy’s a real tough street kid straight out of Brooklyn. I mean, think about it: What if they lock eyes and abandon their post to start ripping each other’s fatigues off, revealing twin sets of glistening washboard abs and at last fulfilling their hidden passions?” – Gen. James T. Conway, commandant of the Marine Corps.

Yes, it’s a fake quote from the Onion, but this still seems to reflect the military’s real attitude about repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
What they’re forgetting is that dudes in the closet can have sex with each other just as effectively as any other dudes. In fact, I’ve been told closet-sex is often much hotter.
[The Onion via Andrew Sullivan]

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!! OMG, I Reluctantly Disapprove: Pentagon considering separate gay showers !!

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Someone alert Dink Flamingo! The U.S. military has revealed that it’s seriously considering separate barracks and showers for gay soldiers, if and when they actually decide to let them in.
I know this is horrible discrimination and the equivalent of segregation, but for the first time in my life I’m actually considering joining the army! I hear it pays better than OMG Blog (no offense, Frank!) and, uh, those showers actually sound like they could be, you know, a lot of fun. Just call me Private Bmad
Seriously, this is wrong and bad! Separate but equal is no kind of equality at all!
(Okay I have to go masturbate now.)
[Via Joe.My.God]

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!! OMG, Goodbye to All That Cooch: Wonder Woman Finally Covers Up Her Wonder-vaj !!

Wonder Woman is finally hanging up her star spangled panties and putting on some ladylike tights. The famous superheroine started her career in a little skirt thingy but quickly traded it in for her classic undies-and-bustier look (I guess because it was too easy to see up the skirt thingy when she was flying around in that invisible plane?) and is now finally opting for a more modest “fashion aerobics” look, which also includes a leather jacket and more elaborate bracelets.
The new outfit, designed by artist Jim Lee, will make its debut in the upcoming Wonder Woman #600. Not to worry, though: we may have seen the last of Wonder Woman’s side-cooch, but some things remain the same. She’s keeping the tiara!
[Newsarama via DListed]
P.S., As a special Wonder Bonus, I’ve included my favorite-ever of Wonder Woman’s specialty frocks after the jump!

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!! OMG, how romantic: Costco !!

From Craig’s List, a W4W “missed connection”:

I saw you in the cracker aisle holding a 2 pack of hummus and a vat of tomatoes. I wanted to say hello, but I was waiting in line for a cliff bar sample and I didn’t want to lose my place.

You seem like the type to shop here, so maybe I’ll see you again? We could meet for a costco shake and hot dog? Hold the bun.

signed.

sucre à creme

(Thanks to Margot for the tip!)

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