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!! OMG, He’s For Gay Marriage (sorta): Mike Huckabee !!

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Evangelical once and future Republican presidential candidate/fattie Mike Huckabee is profiled this week in liberal fag publication The New Yorker and while the reporter– OMG lezzie krush object Ariel Levy– reminds us that he “has called homosexuality ‘sinful and unnatural’ and is fond of amusing audiences with the witticism “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” he did extend an olive branch to the Adam/Steve community when it comes to the all-important topic of two-peen marriage.
Turns out he’s not against it! Or at least– he writes in an e-mail to Levy– not if the conditions are just right:

“The only thing worse than a torrid affair with sweet, sweet Nancy [Pelosi] would be a torrid affair with Helen Thomas. If those were my only options, I’d probably be FOR same-sex marriage!”

LOLOLOL! Someone give this man his own talk show! Oh, wait…
[The New Yorker via Wonkette]

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!! OMG, She Likes the Pole and The Hole: Vanessa Carlton !!


Freshfaced early ’00’s songstress Vanessa “Not Michelle Branch” Carlton, whose song was a big hit on the radio the summer I lived with Frank on 108th Street (omg we were such babies! Did I even have pubes?! Now I’m depressed 🙁 !), has announced that she’s “makin’ her way downtown” indeed– all the way down to the cooch part of the city!
That’s right: Ms. Carlton has come out as a “proud bisexual.” That means she likes both penises and vaginas. Oh, wait, I’m sorry– it means she loves a person for the person, not for their private parts. Or something like that. Well I don’t f*cking know, don’t look at me!
Wait, who’s Vanessa Carlton again? Oh, that’s right… she sings that song about the– you know. Right? I remember that one!
Happy Bisexuality Day, Vanessa! Here’s the free publicity. Use it wisely– you can only come out once! (Actually you could probably make it work two or three times with the help of a good publicist, but anyway.) Congratulations I guess.
[NYDN]

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!! OMG, See It: Stonewall Uprising !!


Stonewall Uprising opened yesterday in Manhattan, and although I’m out of town and haven’t had a chance to see it yet, the preview looks great.
Despite its important place in the movement for gay equality, I’ve always been a little fuzzy on what actually happened at Stonewall– there are so many conflicting stories and very few pictures. On top of that, the story’s always seemed a little unreal to me, not only because it’s hard to imagine what it was like to be gay in 1969 but also because it’s kind of impossible to imagine a New York in which it was actually possible for people to fight back against the cops. Hopefully the documentary will clarify things! You should see it this weekend if you can.
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, It’s Pansexual: The teaser for the new Kylie video !!


Well lookee here: it’s the 30-second teaser for the upcoming Kylie Minogue video for ALL THE LOVERS. Personally I’m sick of these teaser things– isn’t a music video already an advertisement?– but I’ll forgive Kylie in this one case because the video, which features couples of every stripe stripping down to their underwear and making out, looks really hot.
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, Not Saying Anything But: She plays softball! !!


You may have heard that Elena Kagan has been nominated to the Supreme Court, where she would join Rude Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor as the Ladies of the Bench. But the real news is the Wall Street Journal found a photo of her playing softball like 25 years ago. And, well, you know what softball means!
(If you don’t know what softball means please allow expert Pat Buchanan to tell you!)

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