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!! OMG, Put a Ring on It: NY Legislature to Vote On Gay Marriage Tonight !!

BREAKING NEWS!The New York Daily News, along with several little birdies in the NY Senate, are reporting that same-sex marriage might be put to a vote in the EMPIRE STATE tonight. Sen. Ruben Diaz, Sr.– who is somehow both a total fag hag and an staunch opponent of gay rights– is currently holed up in his office prayin’ on it, says the NYDN’s Liz Benjamin:

“I don’t know why it has to be done in special session. I don’t know why it has to be today. Is it going to be done? I believe so,” Diaz Sr. told me rather glumly during a brief telephone interview just now.

“Of course I’m going to vote ‘no’ – that’s my position…I will hold all my comments for the floor if the issue comes to the floor. You will hear me say everything I have to say about it. I have a strong feeling that it is (coming to the floor). I’m in my office. I’m calling around. I’m praying.”

“…I don’t know anything anymore,” Diaz Sr. added. “I don’t know what’s going on anymore. People give you word and then they go back on their word. There is no gentleman’s agreement anymore. Me, I give you my word and I don’t go back on it. Not anymore.”

Here’s hoping it goes through… and that big lights will inspire someone to propose to me! (Preferably someone totes rich.)

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!! OMG photos: Peaches Live !!

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I experienced my first Peaches concert Wednesday night when the Canadian electro pop superstar arrived for a hometown show at Toronto’s Phoenix Concert Theatre. I’d swooned over “Kick It” for years, and this was my anthem in high school, but unlike every other gay in the city, I’d never had the pleasure of seeing the woman herself. It was worth the wait.
A frenzied crowd packed the venue as Vangelis’ Blade Runner theme played and three backup dancers in swamp monster regalia took the stage and shook their swampy booties to a bad ass rendition of “Mud”. Peaches finally emerged wearing a costume resembling a cross between a woolly mammoth and a bird’s nest. She lumbered around in it some more before stripping down to a pink bodysuit-cum-superhero jumper to belt out hits “Serpentine” and “Kick It”.
A proper initiation.
Check out photos of the mayhem after the jump.

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!! OMG, J’Accuse: Bobby Brown Spills the Lez-beans !!

Bobby Brown already tried to take away her dignity once, by turning her into a dancing crackhead with a reality show. Now he’s attempting to do it again, in a new book insinuating that ex-wife Whitney Houston’s greatest love of all might be for the hole rather than the pole!
Rumors have circulated for years that Ms. Whitney is strictly lickly, but now Brown seems to be confirming the gossip– or at least fueling it– in his memoir, Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But…, due out next month. In the book, he writes that his marriage to the star

“was doomed from the very beginning… I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

“The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn’t go too well with her image . . . In Whitney’s situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not.”

Of course, Whitney isn’t the only person in the Brown-Houston relationship who was rumored to be somewhat freaky-deaky. (It takes two to organize a fake marriage, after all.) No word yet on whether the memoir will confront whispers of Brown’s own possible gaiety.
(Page Six via HitDanBack)

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!! OMG, How Fetus-loving: CUPCAKES !!

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Who knew that every time you eat a cupcake you are actually murdering a doctor who performs abortions!? Well good for you! Conversely, every time you eat a muffin or a WICKED NEW YORK BAGEL you might as well be vacuuming a cute little fetus from some lady’s promiscuous and unsuspecting womb!
Sunday might be National Coming Out Day, but what you might not know is that Jesus himself has proclaimed today, October 9th, NATIONAL PRO-LIFE CUPCAKE DAY! That’s right! According to the Pro-Life Cupcake Campaign, this is the day that the Lord has made to shame babykillers with baked treats!
According to the P-LCC’s website:

Cupcakes were designed for children’s birthday parties. We love Children and we love birthdays. We think this would be a good way to tell people that we think that every child should be allowed to have a birthday.

Bring in a tray of cupcakes for any group of people and you will find that they will flock to get them. As soon as they take a bite they will probably ask, “Who’s birthday is it?”

Then you answer. “It’s no ones birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren’t allowed to be born, who never had a birthday.” The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber. Then you say, “If you and I were aborted we wouldn’t have a birthday party either.”

The idea behind www.CupCakesForlife.com is to spread the terrible truth about the assault on the unborn in a thoughtful, unique, and kind way.

So fire up your oven, get out your mixmaster and bust open a pack of Duncan Hines. (Betty Crocker is not encouraged because she is clearly a complete liberal slut!) Don’t do it for your appetite– do it for Baby Tanya!
(Yeah, the whole site is actually just some babyhater’s idea of a sick cupcake joke, but who cares!)
Via Jezebel

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