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!! OMG, Wanda Sykes reveals butt-naked truth in Middle Seat !!


Many people, including some of our more excitable readers, were offended by Erykah Badu’s Window Seat video, in which, in her words, she “showed America her butt-naked truth.”
Well, if Erykah was as delicate and persnickety as the American public, she could easily have been offended when Wanda Sykes decided to spoof the song and video with her own Middle Seat. But she’s totally not! There’s a lesson somewhere in there but I leave it to you, gentle readers, to figure it out!

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!! OMG Don’t Get Fooled: Jennifer Aniston unlikely lez, Ricky Martin still gay !!

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I’m not going to be doing an April Fool’s post here at OMG Blog, partially because I can never remember what date it is and partially because I’m an April Fool’s Grinch. But I will gleefully point out the mayhem taking place on the rest of the internet! For instance: Blind Gossip posted an item this morning which obviously implied an insane love game in which Brad Pitt was gay cheating on Angelina Jolie with George Clooney while Angie, in retaliation, was gay cheating with none other than woman scorned Jenny Aniston herself! Yes, it’s confusing just to think about. Probably because it’s not true!
It does have a few things going for it: although Brad’s boner for George is a matter of constant speculation– and although Angelina has been known to get lickly— we all know that if Jenny ever runs into Angelina on the street she’ll be too busy stubbing her Merits out in A-Jo’s eyeballs to lick her cooch.
But despite the fact that the item is a transparent April Fool’s joke, several websites have already gotten snared by the gag, reposting it as if it was for real. This is how rumors start, guys!
Oh, also, I’m pretty sure that Ricky Martin has not reneged on his gaiety so you can stop e-mailing me about it. (Though, as always, I appreciate your tips.)
Happy April Fool’s day, I guess. Stay vigilant! If I were you I might just stay off the internet entirely.

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!! OMG, Dear Ellen: A fan anthem !!


I know you’re reading this, Ellen! I demand that you get this lady as a guest immediately! What better way to show respect to your fans?
And for all you francophones out there, make sure you check out this Sapphic songstress’s en Francais Ellen and Portia blog. It’s genius! (I think– I don’t speak French, so actually who knows?)
[Via Queerty]

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!! OMG, Let’s Play a Game: Lesbian or conservative trick? !!

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Guess which of these couples is a pair of nice lesbian mommies. Hmmm… I’ll give you a moment to think about it.
Now guess which couple is a picture being used by the “Florida Family Policy Council” to scare Floridians about gay adoption!?
(Yes, it’s just as obvious as it seems! )
If you guessed wrong, you can always go hone your skills of lezzie detection by playing the classic Lesbian or German Lady game. Yes it’s from 15 years ago, but still so topical!
[Thanks to Jmzzz for the tip]

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