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!! OMG it’s erotic: The Onion !!

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After listening to the latest THIS AMERICAN LIFE about writers at The Onion, I did a little archive searching and found an article with the headline “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?” By the end of it I wasn’t laughing so much as I was a bit turned on. Is that wrong?

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Oh my! CLICK HERE to read the full vintage article. It scares me that I just called something from 1998 “vintage”.
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!! OMG you CAN judge a book by its cover !!

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Thanks to Judge a Book By Its Cover, we’ve finally been given permission to do what we were doing anyway. Pictured above is the cover of “The Flamingo Anthology of Gay Literature”:

Please tell me this cover doesn’t feature a bunch of Aryan men in jeans standing around a fountain shooting a highly suspicious white substance in the air…

CLICK HERE to read more.

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!! OMG, he’s gay: Dumbledore !!

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The photo above is proof: High Wizard Albus Dumbledore has come out of the closet! Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed over the weekend that the character is gay and in love with his rival Gellert Grindelwald. Dirty fan fiction has already surfaced (if you can find some, please send it to me and I’ll link it!).

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