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!! OMG,…she totally just went there !: Angel Haze’s ‘Echelon’ !!

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Featuring that undulating piccolo snare sound from “Werkin Girls” [remember…foil face…eeeep?] hear ye Angel Haze’s “Echelon” from her upcoming LP Dirt Gold.

Is she dissing Mary-Kate and Ashley…”trashy chicks in classy clothes”…?…girl DO NOT go there !…you know that Mary-Kate and Ashley’s zig-zag-hair-partings and beach-frosted choppy-bobs in Two of a Kind were SNAZZY, JAZZY AND CLAZZY all at the same time !
…just don’t !
[via PMA]

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!! OMG, petal to the precious metal: Yadi’s ‘Creatures’ !!


In a video that sees her aligning her flower chakra donned in golden Sharpie paint-pen nails and blooming bouquet hoops, London singer Yadi releases “Creatures“.
Yadi’s granny apparently belly~dances to her pop music which has it’s roots in her Algerian upbringing.
Is it an Algerian pastime to poop flowers, because essentially we’re looking at the floral episode of hoarders here, no please don’t pick up that GOLD PAINTED NEWSPAPER HILLOCK, there’s likely a pile of flower filled adult diapers under there…?!
Follow the jump to see a special string accompanied version of “Creatures” plus the Joe Goddard [a la Hot Chip] remix of her previous single “The Blow“.

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!! OMG, floral plural: Chrome Sparks & Steffaloo’s ‘Eyes For You’ !!

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L.A. singer Steffaloo is the village bicycle of pop, she works with producers once, then once she’s finished sopping up the last globs of soggy eggy with her toasty soldiers she runs off for the day claiming she has “things to do, [she’ll] give you a call or something or whatever”…yeah right girl, your knicker-flinging reputation precedes you !
For her latest musical hook-up she bagged Chrome Sparks for the duby-to-double-up synth-pop single “Eyes For You”.
With register-variant marimba and verse-filled bell chime explorations, we think she should “call [him] maybe” as they could probably make the most beautiful bandcamp babies together if she could only keep her pop-panties on long enough to pick up that booty~call that’s bell chiming from her polyphonic flip-phone.

“Eyes For You” is from Steffaloo’s upcoming LP Heart Beats which is due out Oct. 29th.
[via YMT]

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!! OMG, log lady jams: David Lynch remixes John Foxx & Jori Hulkonnen’s ‘Evangeline’ !!

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If Audrey Horne had grown-up in today’s world, she would still be turning it out with her 50’s-meets-80’s inspired looks. She’d still be able to cast her spell on Cooper by shaking it at some diner to a Lynch-esque tune, though this time, to the sound of Ultravoxx‘s John Foxx and Finnish producer, Jori Hulkonnen.
Recently, filmmaker David Lynch remixed the duo’s main track from their European Splendour EP by adding his signature dark and atmospheric, padded-out touch to it.
Have a listen to the remix below. Even the Log Lady is into it!

BONUS: Check out The Twin Peaks Archive, a huge collection of downloadable b-sides and demos Lynch and Angelo Badalamenti produced during the making of the series that never saw the light of day.

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!! OMG, that’s Rapunzelsive: Felicita’s ‘climb up e’ !!

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With squishy fistfuls of party pooper glooper, Londoner Felicita and vocalist Chlo bring you “climb up e”
As Chlo Car-bashian lists all her body-bits Felicita’s beat pops and whacks around like preschool percussion playtime.
With a video to follow in September, you might want to hold off climbing up Chlo’s PUBIC ROPE LADDER just until you see what’s up there..unless you like VISCOSEY AMBER SLURPRISES !

[via dummy]

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