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!! OMG, guts for garters: ‘Dumb’ by Brooke Candy [NSFW] !!


I had to title this “OMG…’Dumb’ by Brooke Candy”, instead of “OMG…Brooke Candy’s ‘Dumb'”…because quite honestly you’d have to be all kinds of dumbo to even accidentally throw title shade at Miss Candy, she’d have your guts for garters…literally !
Proving that you actually can combine a ganja-camo swimsuit with Gabrielle baby girl wet-look curls, a Tank Girl bomber and beret and a militant CLIP-ON NECK TIE, Brooke Candy gives a video tutorial on how best to clean your chrome decorative maypole with a good old shammy leather and some leftover hair spray.
How she stole my bedtime look of 3 foot tall foamy wedges and black rainbow nightshirt with triple-lacquered acrylic nails I can’t tell…I would be suing for stealing my look had she only also paired it with a DO-RAG AND ADULT DIAPER, now that’s MY 100% sleepytime head-to-toe look !

Rumor has it
she’s on Kylie’s next single ! That’s so not dumb though !
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, collecting dust: Records made of cremated remains !!

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A few months back we posted a record made of ice, an ephemeral piece which would -on listening- likely melt and run all over your record player, your teak dresser and your favorite Disney princess carpet-rug. Well, British company And Vinyly will take that dead Disney princess magic carpet and press it’s cremated remains into a record, which could play the soundtrack of ‘Magic Carpet Ride‘ [aka ‘A Whole New World‘] from Aladin, whilst you weep and [maybe leak] over the loss of several woven Disney princess friends in your own personal -not gay at all- Disney princess wake ! With a little more permanence than that icy leaky disk you bought back when !
If you didn’t buy the ice record so non of this ever ever happened but your Guinea pig called -let’s say- Mr Snugglepusspuss just died, And Vinyly will press that pig in a record, you can select a special sing-a-long song from their online ‘raveyard’ and even have Mr Snugglepusspuss released in record stores..one day an unassuming slightly overfed wad of fuzzy-fluff, the next a global pop sensation, I know ¬£3000 seems a little expensive as an initial investment but -you know- Britney has sacrificed a lot [hair, sanity, lactation, umbrellas] to become the old Mommy Smurfette superstar she is now…
[via dummy]

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!! OMG, home alone: Kelpe’s ‘Go Visible’ !!


I’m pretty sure when the note reads “make yourself at home” it insinuates that you might take a shower or have a bowl of Kellogg’s Cornflakes not fashion wigs from the pot plants, eat all the eggs in the fridge, sniff the books on the shelf and play ROLY POLY IN THE PRICEY PERSIAN RUG !
From his self-released decade album “Fourth: The Golden Eagle” comes Kelpe’s “Go Visible“.
If I came home and my female friend had gorged on all my eggs and morphed into a shiny black hovering monolith I think I’d get right on Facebook and de-friend that gem-stone right that instant !
[via YMT]

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!! OMG, watch Annie’s “Back Together” video !!


So the new Annie EP is really good. Recorded in London with producer Richard X, The A&R EP is the follow-up to the Norwegian pop star’s 2009 album Don’t Stop and not only has one of the best cover sleeves of the year, but five above-average pop songs reminiscent of ’80s and ’90s dance music (in a good way).
“Invisible” wouldn’t sound entirely out of a place on an old school voguing comp, “Back Together – for which there is now a retro video countdown-themed video – is straight outta Stock Aitken Waterman-era Eurobeat, and “Hold On” is a house-pop jam that makes the air sparkle.
Watch the “Back Together” video above and listen to “Invisible” and “Hold On” below.


The A&R EP is out now via Richard X’s Pleasure Masters label.

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!! OMG, > one way > : Ghostpoet’s ‘Cold Win’ !!


In his video for “Cold Win”, inspired by Stan Richard’s Hobo Signs Ghostpoet hits the open mountain dew road. Shot in Bj√∂rkville Iceland, ‘Cold Win’ is all bleeps and bubbles and brass accompaniments.
His talkey black-Brit sing-song voice is reminiscent of Faithless‘ Maxi Jazz circa mid-90s, whilst the video totally rips of Riri’s “Shut up and Drive”, I mean duuuuur; plagiarism much ?!
[via YMT]

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