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!! OMG, P-Town Bear Week: some essentials !!

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This weekend, thousands of body hair-worshipping homos and their admirers will descend on Provincetown, Massachusetts for the gay resort mecca’s annual Bear Week. In addition to the usual circuit parties, T-Dances and nightly pizza and cruising (together at last!), a few !! omg blog !!-approved acts are performing at a series of alternative (naturally) events this year.
The man behind it all is local gay Mark Louque, the DJ/promoter who throws P-Town’s weekly Wednesday night jam FAG BASH. According to our sources within the international queer DJ underground, his Bear Week parties will offer regulars a chance to branch out from circuit music and “drink the lady-bear cool-aid.”
Pray, where doth lady-bear’s cup runneth over, you ask? Hereto is run-down:
Monday, July 15 – DJs Mark Louque and P-Play of Honey Soundsystem will be kicking the week off at Bearracuda, which will feature a performance by rapper The Big Dipper (a.k.a. Boston’s answer to The Notorious B.I.G.)
Wednesday, July 17 – Austin’s Filthiest CHRISTEENE will invade the stage at the Bear Week edition of P-Town weekly FAG BASH. Group Hug, BRDR & NATE, P-Play, JJ Booya and others are also on the bill. Check the trailer below.
Thursday, July 18 – This is the big one. London DJ collective Horse Meat Disco will play a four-hour set at Bearmania, the first Loque event to be included on the official Bear Week calendar. Full details via Facebook.

Provincetown Bear Week runs from July 13 to July 21.

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!! OMG, a contest: Kelly Rowland ‘Talk a Good Game’ !!

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Enter to win Talk a Good Game, the new album from the multi-platinum Kelly Rowland, Featuring the hit singles “Kisses Down Low” and “Dirty Laundry.”
THE CONTEST: Kelly was the first Destiny’s Child member to win a Grammy separately from the group. What was it for?
THE RULES: Please email your contest entry along with your full name, North American shipping address, and telephone number to [email protected]. All personal information is collected in accordance with our privacy policy.
The first three correct responses submitted will win a copy of Talk a Good Game! The winning entries will be announced on our Facebook page next week.
After the jump, watch the video for Kelly’s single “Kisses Down Low.”

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!! OMG, wipe that google pap smear: PERSIA’s “Google Google Apps Apps” !!


It’s like Divine David just replaced his dial-up modem with some sort of supranet connection and is going AWOL on what he thinks is GeoCities.
Produced by San Fran Trans Clan Black Glitter Collective and directed by the talentfilled fun-dumpster VAINHEIN, “Google Google Apps Apps” speaks all about all those Caucasian princess-types that are “gentrifying their love” anywhere that’s not gleaming white anywhere everywhere all the time on insta-vine.
I get it, I want to be BLASIAN for Christmess but there’s no app for that, the best I can do is breed in a multicultural snuggle puddle and marriage the afterbirth, then re-breed with that and have myself surgically sewn to that one, then maybe I can be Blasian like in a thousand christmases time…maybe.
“Wanna see, durrrrr ?”
[thanks Produzentin [who btw is “that girl you like”!]

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!! OMG, ALTER BOY: Juriji Der Klee’s “Music” !!


Sporting a jet black voluminous bowl cut, gold-leaf facial applique and a Siouxsie Sioux-esque padded metallic kimono number Juriji Der Klee’s classically trained countertenor harks over a low-end string ensemble, in a sort of Euro-Kazaky sort of fashion.
And speaking of such fashion, Belgium-based Juriji cites clothing design as the most important vehicle for the narrative of his musical process.
With 80s musical/fashion icons such as Nina Hagen and Klaus Nomi amongst his influences, Juriji explores gender through clothing shapes and peoples intrinsic gender-binary associations:

“Even though in my vision of things, the garment is not sexual. It’s more that I use it in order to sublimate a silhouette that is either feminine or masculine.”

[via dazed]

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!! OMG, BITCHES & HOSE : dogs vs sprinklers !!


These bitches are pigs, they are catching all the golden dew drops, so unaware they will be posted all over bonetube. I love a golden shower compilation, this one gets all the besties, scored by everyone’s favorite creepy brown-suited soviet sing-a-long song Eduard Anatolyevich Khil’s “Trololo”:
We have for you: water harpsichord concerto dog, a couple of scrotum-terriers, a sausage dog, and the Queen’s water corgi.
Can we just go ahead and make this an Eduard Anatolyevich Khil tribute dog show stage show already; rotating fountain platforms with frolicking pigmy-poodles and the “Trololo” song for 2 hours or more. 17 key changes, 43 pigmy-poodles, 1 happy audience ?!
[via papermag]

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