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!! OMG, MATANGI IN ACTION: New M.I.A. mixtape for KENZO !!

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Late last week we took you on a safari to Kenzo’s jungley wungley…well she was Missing In Action, but we found Maya hiding in a jungle-berry bush, trying to make her delayed new album sound “less positive” or some Interscope bullshite like that.

Named after her birth-name and the Hindu Tantric Goddess who governs speech, music, knowledge and the arts, Matangi the mixtape is all BANGRA-MAZING and offers a preview of what’s on offer for her album -of the same name- now due out in April.
Is that an extinct lady-Mammoth tooting her trunk at 2.40? I can’t wait to see what other animals she sampled whilst hiding in that Interscope berry-bush…a dodo…a hephalump…a CRUMPasaurus ?!
[thanks Burrr!]

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!! OMG, dandruff muff: Christeene’s ‘Big Shot’ !!


Our girl Christeene is all grown up, but she just hasn’t gotten round to redecorating her room yet, so it’s still all Carebears and pastel pinks. She’s been too busy fixin’ dicks with African mayo and bustin’ brown on grandmama to even give it a BASE COAT!
Well she aint never gonna get to Home Depot to pick up paint if she’s spending all her time fanning them dandruff bunnies now is she?!
Procrastination rhythm-nation !

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!! OMG, a contest: Destiny’s Child ‘Love Songs’ !!

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Enter to win one of three copies of Love Songs, the latest release from the legendary Destiny’s Child!

Love Songs is a compilation of the more romantic tracks by the iconic girl group recorded between 1997 and 2004. More importantly, it also features “Nuclear” the first new Destiny’s Child recording since the trio disbanded in 2005. “Nuclear” features vocal production by Beyonce and Lonny Bereal and is produced by Pharrell Williams (who co-wrote the track with Michelle Williams, James Fauntleroy and Lonny Bereal).

Love Songs is available to buy now on CD and digital download from all major music outlets. Contest is open to residents of the US, Canada and UK and comes courtesy of Appliances Online.
THE CONTEST: Make a case for your favorite member of Destiny’s Child (in any of their iterations).
THE RULES: Please email your contest entry along with your full name, North American or UK shipping address, and telephone number to [email protected]. All personal information is collected in accordance with our privacy policy.
Our favorite three responses will win a Love Songs CD! The winning entries will be announced on our Facebook page next week.
BONUS: Full Love Songs track listing after the jump.

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!! OMG, Buttered Baked Potato: Diplo’s ‘Butter’s Theme’ & ‘POTATO WILL EAT YOU’ Promo !!


Kind of like The White Stripes’ Seven Nation Army video but in dawn&dusk pastel tones and with balaclava booty clapping instead of Meg White padding on the drums. Look out at 1.19 for one of the Kardashian kousins doing her Thanksgiving dinner party favourite; the golden belly-dance.
This is my new Monday morning meeting look; balaclava with ragedy-ass pony out the top.
Oh and I nearly forgot…here’s a video of a potato singing Diplo’s Express Yourself…hey Nicky da B, put your foil jacket back on girl…you’ll catch a chill!

[via discobelle]

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!! OMG, Ice Tea Party: BLDP’s ‘We Are Golden’ !!


A skimpy ice goddess with blonde fro-bunches, a fretful polar bear with a penchant for mystical ice-float tea-bagging sessions and a golden-horned narwhal!
You can play the accompanying 8-bit prize-possible game HERE and buy their EP HERE.
Is the prize a fretful real polar bear baby or just a scraggly CRIMPED BLOND WIG with a bunch of pink scrunchies and hair-bands to boot?
[via nowness]

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