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!! OMG, Quantum Physicists: Destiny’s Children’s ‘Nuclear’ !!

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On the tail-end of last week’s ‘Writing on the Wall’, the Children of Destiny now have noises to go with their Safari-Resort-themed album cover. It sounds like this:

It’s had mixed reviews, but I like it, it reminds me of the more soulful parts of their earlier albums, it’s very ’90s-R’n’B-albums-with-story-intros/farewell-outros/acapella -interludes/extra-tracks&preludes’

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!! OMG, she’s stopped whipping her hair: Willow Smith ‘Sugar & Spice’ !!


Willow has finally stopped whipping her hair back and forth and back and forth…
Her neck is so blooming sore and her CORN WEAVE FLEW OFF ages ago, so time for a new song then. Ok Willow, just sit down and rest yo neck, here’s a slower number for you.
Willow Smith samples Radiohead’s ‘Codex’ in this slower, more personal [probably not cos she’s like 5-and-a-half and hasn’t had anything happen to her yet, someone else wrote it but she can damn well sing it] sing-a-long.
My neck is sore too, but I still want to whip it back and forth so I’m playing ‘Sugar & Spice’ and just doing it really slowly along to the song
…back…and…forth…
and…
back…
and…
forth. [WHIP IT WHIP IT WHIP IT!]

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!! OMG, I’m so excited I want to thin white puke: David Bowie ‘Where Are We Now?’ !!

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Above is the album cover for David Bowie’s upcoming album ‘Next Day’, due out in March of this year.
Below is his new single ‘Where Are We Now?’, due out…well already out I guess. I’m hoping this is what Bowie looks like right now [a Post-op Siamese-twin fabric-scraps doll]. That would be exciting. Never mind if not, it’s still super exciting that the bitch is back!

I have this video on loop and I’m making *FRIGGY*STARDUST* right now!

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!! OMG, Perfect: Oh Land perform ‘Perfection’ !!


From her performance last April with the Danish National Chamber Orchestra, and released online a few days ago, here’s Oh Land performing Perfection, Live.
I’m now making a CARDBOARD & TINFOIL petal tutu to wear with my parade booties this weekend.
What’s there not to love about a jive side-step kids choir orchestral harp stage combo?
via joemygod]

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!! OMG, they’re chillin’ by the fire while they’re eating fondu: Franco does Bieber !!


Maybe James Franco and –‘Days of Our Lives’ actress- Ashley Benson have also been eating the ganj, in true Bieber style. This video definitely has that do-it-yourself-because-you-discussed-it-whilst-stoned feel to it. But then who doesn’t appreciate FLESHlight twerking hotel room sing-a-long-song VHS? …and I’m not stoned…yet.
Just about to ring Franco on my Room Service Franco-phone and see if James wants to come don a leopard-print one-sie and a floor length jungle trench and do SHANIA…again.
“Man. I’ll squeal like a woman”
Thanks Kevin!

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