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!! OMG, the Top 10 Gayest Songs of 2012 !!

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Once again it’s that time of the year when we choose 10 songs from the preceding 12 months to induct into the !! omg blog !! Gayest Songs Hall of Fame (click for our 2011 and 2010 picks).

As always, the criteria we use to compose this annual list is based on a combination of factors: gut instinct, personal taste, overheard men’s room small talk, music journalism, data mining, peer pressure, gay sex appeal, political incorrectness, wet dreaming and, of course, penis size.

It’s kind of a tricky list to come up for a couple of reasons. Firstly, mainstream pop music is apparently so effin’ gay that, as music critic Alex Ross noted in his epic New Yorker essay on gay rights victories and pop culture, “At certain moments, straight people can seem gayer than the gays.” (Or maybe, at certain moments, gay people seem straighter than the straights?)

Secondly, there were more than enough indie songs with homo appeal released in 2012 from which to compile this list. Sadly we had to leave a few choice numbers on the cutting room floor but as we say in gay blogging, sometimes you have to kill your gaybies.

READ THE TOP 10 GAYEST SONGS OF 2012 AFTER THE JUMP!

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!! OMG, she’s getting read: Emeli Sandé “Clown” !!


This mini Silent Movie for British singer Emeli Sandé’s single “Clown” is chilling and beautiful.
She’s so stunning, I am just imagining a ‘No One Lives’-style scenario where I climb inside her skin so I can BE HER. Except I imagine my revolting plan might be foiled when I open my mouth to sing and I totally sound like a muffled version of drunken LeAnn.
Both LeAnn’s X-factor performance and Emeli’s “Clown” video stunned me; I got the chills whilst watching both.
One of them was like “oh my, this video gives me the chills”, the other was like “oh no, that beef-chili just gave me the shits“.
[via popbytes]

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!! OMG, Heavenly Hamburgler: TRUST’s new video ‘Heaven’ !!


Ok, stop stuffing your turkey hole and suckling yule juice from a tankard.
You may remember a couple of weeks back THIS little old lady arrived in the post, and with [C]her she brought THIS wee video.
Above you can watch TRUST’s new video for ‘Heaven’, also directed by Petra Collins.
It features Robert Alfons as the Hamburglar [I think].
He begins by mixing up a big batch of tranimal juice, then there’s a power outage in burger joint. Once the first light of morn sparkles, Robert pops off on his break to go for a walk, but then he slips off bridge as he still has burger juice on the bottom of his feet. I know this sounds tragic in written form but it’s beautifully done.
This is my favourite song off the album, as it never fails to make me feel all mushy wushy squidgy widgey.

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!! OMG, Some Guy Struggles to teach RiRi how to Shishi: Rihanna ‘Stay’ !!


Here’s Rihanna’s new video for ‘Stay’ which she performed on SNL recently. Even though I have lost all respect for her for getting back with that homophobic nasty-ass whore-head Mr Brown, I like her CROCHET TWO-PIECE, and I am over-the-blooming-moon that someone decided to at least try and give her a dance lesson, be it a fake one for the video.

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!! OMG, Golden Segway Heaven-sent: How To Dress Well’s ‘& It Was You’ !!


OMG it’s Ya’sus, he’s returned just in time for the apocalypse…on a golden Segway?! As this is going on, there’s a backroom AA meeting which gets a little “praisethelord/repent/reborn/holyghost/jesusjesus”, and the young ones get born again under the golden waves and…and then he comes in on his Segway. AND DANCE!
Well we have a couple of days left so I hope he comes back and does a North American tour on his scooter, encouraging tansen and gold lamé-wearing. Praise the Lord. Hallelu! [Praise the Lord]

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