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!! OMG, How Vintage: Young Michael Stipe in Rocky Horror drag !!


Who knew that R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe was such a ROCKY HORRORHEAD? This news report from the late 70’s– unkovered by loyal OMG ally Kyle B.– reveals a fully Frankenfurtered young Stipey waxing enthusiastic about the charms of the Picture Show. Even in his ridiculous Rocky Horror frock, the young Stipe is a thing of true beauty. I was born too late!

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!! OMG, hear the new Christina Aguilera-Le Tigre collabo: “I Hate Boys” !!

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Part of one of the songs Le Tigre wrote and produced for Christina Aguilera’s forthcoming album Bionic has leaked all over the interweb. It’s called “I Hate Boys” and it’s a bit fun, a bit bratty and it sounds exactly like what band member Johanna Fateman described in the official Le Tigre blog:

Together we tailored themes and specific references to her personality and image but found a ton of common ground in our aim to make upbeat danceable tracks celebrating female friendship, strength, and of course, PARTYING. And while the giant sound of her stacked vocals and the pop sheen she lends to the tracks might seem at odds with Le Tigre’s aesthetic roots, it really works. The songs have a lot of elements we’re known for, like a garage guitar sound, schoolyard chants, new wave-y synths, electro beats, and somehow it all sounds crazily right with Christina’s unbelievable voice.

I can just imagine the video now: Xtina slithering all over the jungle gym clad in a crotchless something-or-other, her hair slicked back like one of Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love” girls as she makes passionate love to a baloney sandwich and receives suggestive text messages from her female gym teacher on her Virgin Mobile phone.
I Hate Boys
[via TwentyFourBit]

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!! OMG, Don’t Go Wasting Your Emotions: Chris Klein sings !!


Oh, heyyyyy, remember Chris Klein? To refresh your memory: he was the Nebraska teenager of vaguely Keanu-ish charms who was plucked from obscurity and cast against Reese Witherspoon in the brilliant Election as her dumb but lovable rival for Class President. He then went on to become a B-list teen idol, appearing in a bunch of movies that f*ck if I can remember and eventually ended up dating Katie Holmes for a long time before she brutally dumped him for Krazy Eyez Tom Cruise. (I have this theory that Chris is also little Suri C’s secret babydaddy, but I’ll keep it to myself because I would rather not get the Scientologist hit squad on my faggot ass!)
Anyway, I always thought Chris was super-cute in a balding way, and although he’s spent the bulk of this decade chilling with Freddie Prinze Jr. at the home for outtawork late-’90s heartthrob also-rans, it turns out that his looks have not faded. He’s hotter than ever if you ask me! Unfortunately, a new (maybe fake?) video reveals that he’s also the world’s worst singer.
Here, you’ll see him (supposedly) auditioning for Mamma Mia with a rendition of ABBA’s classic Swedey-pop anthem Lay All Your Love on Me that makes Anna-Nicole Smith’s Cousin Shelly look like Agnetha Faltskog and Mrs. the Countess Luann De Lesseps look like Anni-Frid Lyngstad.
Despite his less-than-angelic pipes, you have to give Chris credit for working it. He may not be able to sing, but throughout his disastrous performance he never wavers in his slack-jawed f*ck-me aplomb. And that’s entertainment, folks!
[Via Crushable]

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!! OMG, How Live: Mrs. The Countess sings Chic, C’est La Vie !!


Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps sure seems to have given up on this etiquette thing. With the bombing of her first book, Her Highness has been working on a quick career change– from Etiquette authoress to Disco chanteuse. And of course, all her songs are about the same important thing: how great it is to be rich!
Here she is, in her first live performance, singing her new (soon-to-be) hit Chic, C’est La Vie. How does it compare to her insta-classic Elegance is Learned? I’ll let you be the judge.
(It’s much worse.)

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!! OMG, hear the new Kylie Minogue single “All The Lovers” !!


When Kylie Minogue did things a bit differently on her last album X, fans became distraught and confused. Three years later the Aussie singer is playing it safe with “All The Lovers”, a big summer single that heralds her return to banal, lightweight, don’t-f*ck-with-the-formula pop music. People tell me it sounds ‘gay’, but I have a sinking sensation that what they really mean is ‘vanilla’. Either way that photo of Kylie ascending Christ-like toward the heavens is utterly ridiculous. Pass this one to the left.

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