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!! OMG, watch out for the Kitchen Shitter !!

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If you live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, don’t invite any randoms to your next party, or you could end up with a mess at the end of the night:

Marc. WARNING! Ladies of Williamsburg, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.

(via Holy Taco)

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!! OMG, Where’s My Limo? !!



Which is worse: San Francisco public transit or New York public transit? Answer: obviously the San Francisco Muni. For one thing, who wants to take a goddamn bus? Also I have never seen a fight anything like this one break out on the subway– although sometimes I have wanted to start one with those people who read the Bible aloud.
Watch these two videos to compare and contrast. Know your public transpo! (Via The Awl and tipster Adam B.)

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!! OMG, unbelievable: Homeless display at Barneys !!

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During my most recent visit to New York, I stopped by Barneys New York for a little shopping, and upon stepping out of the elevator at the Coop floor, this is what faced me: Mannequins with sad clown faces dressed up as homeless people (albeit in expensive duds).
The scene is so accurate down to the last detail that I did a triple take before uncontrollably saying something out loud about how f*cked up it is. We offend people every day here at !! omg blog !! but I think Barneys has us beat with this store display. Which part of “Taste. Luxury. Humor.” is this?

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