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Ripped from the pages of the New York Social Diary, I present to you the Baroness von Langerdorff:

Her presence reflects a New York that is almost entirely a memory, where women were placed on pedestals (albeit, if temporarily) as birds of paradise, living paeans to glamour and luxurious living, to be adored, and above all, worshipped.

I have nothing to add.
RELATED: Topsy Taylor

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!! New York City apartment bargain! !!

From Craig’s List (Thanks to Felix for the tip!):
“i have a wonderful apartment for a reasonable price. I found out by living with other people that i have some habbits that can be difficult to deal with. i’ve been though several roommates during the past few months and have now decided to list my habbits in hopes of finding a stable roommate.
1. i have a cat. you must love cats and not be allergic.
2. i brush him everyday from 7 until 8 p.m. in the living room.
3. sometimes i don’t feel like talking. i will let you know and you are to go to your room.
4. my mother comes over once a week to pick up some things and she also yells at me for being a homosexual. i am not a homosexual.
5. i keep my kitchen floor so clean you can eat off of it, which is what i do. i eat off a tile in the middle of the kitchen with chopsitcks. i eat two hardboiled eggs every night.
6. i have a problem with metal kitchen utencils. i only permit disposable utencils in the apartment. you are not to bring anything else.
7. all the food in the fridge is labled with different names. you can be sure that they are all mine. you are to label your food “mortimer.” i will not eat mortimer’s food.
if you’re seriously interested contact me and please list your habbits. Please send a photo. thanks”

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!! OMG, how bizarre: Rich people !!

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My buddy Matt recently turned me on to the wonders of newyorksocialdiary.com, where I found this photo of New York socialite Topsy Taylor. From the website, I learned the Ms. Taylor loves ice cream, has an “upper class, Mid-Atlantic accent” (one of the few who still does), and is distantly related to someone who worked for John Jacob Astor back in the day (from what I can tell, everyone on the New York Social Diary List wishes they were related to Mr. Astor himself). You can read the rest of her fascinating details here.
I may periodically highlight other members of The List as the spirit moves me, so stay tuned.

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!! OMG, how unfair: Rich parents !!

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What’s worse than your parents not letting you move your old “thrift store” furniture into the new $900K penthouse they just bought for you? Perhaps the thought that they might try to pick out the light fixtures too.
I for one would rather live in the suburbs than have my controlling, rich parents tell me what to do with my old, shitty sofa. Who’s with me?
Not Natasha Agrawal, who was just took up half a page in The New York Times complaining how hard it is to be her, yet how she’s still taking the penthouse.
(via Jossip)

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!! OMG, the torture: Rachael Ray !!

From Overheard in New York:
Guy #1: My girlfriend is making me go see the Rachel Ray show live.
Guy #2: Why? Man, you need to put that shit to rest.
Guy #1: What does that even mean?
Guy #3: He’s saying you’re a pussy-whipped fag and that your girlfriend is a bitch.
(Thanks to Austin for the tip!)

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