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!! Girls don’t need language to communicate !!

When I read this conversation over at Joe My God, it made me marvel at how cattiness can overcome all barriers.
Monday, 7:30pm, the S train
Girl 1: So I was all “As if!” and she was all “whatEVER!”
Girl 2: Yo, dats some f*cked up shit.
Girl 1: So when I got home, I totally unfriended her on MySpace.
Girl 2: I’mo hafta smack dat bitch up, fo realz!
Girl 1: Oh, just unfriend her! She’d hate that even more!

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!! NYC’s filthiest supermarkets !!

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New York State Senator Jeff Klein has release the “Dirty Dozen” list of the Top 12 most disgusting supermarkets in the New York Metropolitan Area. Many of the stores on the list have failed several inspections, and Senator Klein is advocating a “three strikes and you close down” type of law for food markets in the city. (via Nervous Breakdown)
View the full list after the jump, but I want to bring your attention specifically to this one, because I’ve bought food from it before:
Associated
255 W 14 th Street
New York, NY 10011
Actually I think I’ve only bought beer there. Can rat poop get inside beer bottles?

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!! Why I don’t miss New Yorkers !!

New York City is apparently the center of everything, including suckiness:

Girl: I think I’m in love with the city–that magician, David Blaine, is locked in a bubble of water at Lincoln Center. I went to see him, it’s hilarious.

Guy: Are you serious?

Girl: That’s what I love about New York; you feel like you are in the center of the universe.


–Rockefeller Center (from New York Overheard)

I am happy to exist fully outside of her universe. Happy and thankful.

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!! David Blaine’s shriveled hands !!

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AAAAAA!!! Those hands are so scary!!! Magician David Blaine has almost finished his week in the fishbowl at Lincoln Center, where he has been kept alive with a tube in preparation for being shackled with chains and put back under water in an attempt to hold his breath for nine minutes, breaking the world record. And he has zombie hands. (via Towleroad)
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But the more pressing matter is where his poop is going. Does he have a little basket like the Central Park horses?

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!! NYC march tomorrow against the war in Iraq !!

United for Peace and Justice is still at it, organizing up a storm trying to bring American troops home from Iraq. I hear that the march tomorrow is going to be a big one.
Assemble: 22nd Street and Broadway, 10:30AM onward
March: At noon down Broadway to Foley Square
Grassroots action festival: 1:00-6:00PM, Foley Square
I’m not quite sure what a “grassroots action festival” is, but it sounds like something that involves a lot of hippies and is best avoided.

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