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!! OMG, Crimes against HUMANITY! Angry French wine makers hijack Spanish tankers, pouring 90,000 bottles down the drain !!


I know what you’re thinking… “Wine, flowing in the streets!? Fucking FINALLY!” But it’s not like that. The wine is being wasted in some ditch on some side country road in France. So, time to get FURIOUS…

Wine makers in southern France have hijacked five tankers full of Spanish wine on the border, pouring the equivalent of 90,000 bottles of red and white down the drain in protest at “unfair competition”.Cheers erupted as around around 150 furious vintners from the Aude and Pyénées-Orientales departments unscrewed the cap on two tankers at Le Boulou, close to the Mediterranean town of Perpignan and less than ten miles from Spain, and emptied their contents onto the motorway on Monday.

People! Don’t be so brash! There are housewives who are DYING of THIRST after their PTA meetings, during their friend’s baby showers… Think of the Cathys and Pats and the Barbs out there! For Christsakes.


[via telegraph]

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!! OMG, WATCH: Totally awesome woman confronts Florida Governor Rick Scott, shames him out of Starbucks for cutting MedicAid !!

She’d like a tall venti, no fat with EXTRA WHIP, BITCH! She ain’t playin’! Watch as a woman at Starbucks goes for the jugular on FL Gov. Rick Scott screaming:

“You cut Medicaid, so I couldn’t get Obamacare. You’re an asshole. You don’t care about working people. … You should be ashamed to show your face around here. You strip women of access to public health care. Shame on you, Rick Scott! We depend on those services. Rich people like you don’t know what to do! When poor people like us need health services, you cut them. Shame on you, Rick Scott! You’re an embarrassment to our state.”

Hey! I don’t blame her! This is how I act after my fourth coffee of the day too. The jitters can make a hoe do some crazy things. ALSO — I like that Butthead from Beavis and Butthead was kind enough to film all of this on his iphone. His end comment is really the icing on the cake.

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!! OMG, an Ayahuasca trip made a mourning Michelle Rodriguez jealous of Paul Walker’s death !!


“I’ll have to say, you know, when I lost Paul, I was like, I went through about a year of just being like an animal. Like what could I do physically to just get my mind off of existentialism. Get my mind off of how transient life is and how we just come here and can disappear at any moment. How can I get my mind off that? So I just went frah, summer, crazy, nuts, bazerko! Like I did everything I could possibly do to hide from myself. And I’ll tell you, that my Ayahuasca trip made me sad that he left me here. It wasn’t a sadness that he’s gone. It was more like a jealousy that he’s there first.”

– Actress Michelle Rodriguez

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!! OMG, WATCH: Meet the lesbian Muslim who says Donald Trump is her illegitimate father !!

This documentary explores the story of the illegitimate Muslim daughter of Donald Trump. After witnessing her biological father calling for a ban on all Muslims entering the U.S., Ayesha Trump could no longer keep silent. For the past 30 years, she did not publicly share the truth of her heritage but the time has come for her to shout it loud and proud. The documentary will explore the history and journey that this discarded Trump has been on and why she is speaking out now. The time has come. We are 1000% sure! TheMuslimTrump.com

Also while you’re at it – kill two birds with one stone and check out how many times that bloated Oompa Loompa said “EXCUSE ME!” at Town Hall with Anderson Cooper. What’s your numbers guess?

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