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!! OMG, plug your ears: Jewel sings ‘Foolish Games’ !!


Don’t ask me why I was watching Jewel‘s really terrible 1998 SNL performance of “Foolish Games,” but I was, and I felt the need to inflict it on all of you.
Make sure you make it to the truly agonizing ad lib part that begins around 2:42.
To be fair, everyone sounds a little worse than usual on SNL, but wow. If this was American Idol, I’m not sure even Paula could be nice.

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!! OMG, Creepy: The Cock Lock !!

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Is your man-friend the type who just can’t keep it in his pants? Are you concerned that he might be throwing all-night orgies when you’re out of town on an innocent vacation? Now there’s a perfectly sensible way to quell your fears: just lock his penis in a plastic contraption so he can’t do anything with it except pee! Courtesy of the ever-creative Japanese, this special cock lock will make sure you always know exactly where that special penis is!
(Very NSFW picture of the device in action ofter the jump! Via QueerClick, thanks to de Cosmos for the tip!)

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!! OMG gossip: Clay Aiken is on the market !!

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Clay Aiken and his hot Broadway boyfriend have broken up [pitnb]
NBC ends its ban on televised gay weddings on the Today show [popeater]
Tori Spelling’s boobs just get curiouser and curiouser [dlisted]
New Lindsay Lohan song “Too Young to Die” has leaked just in time for jail. Yikes. [l.a. rag mag]
Is Joe Jonas packing a giant anaconda into these jeans or is there just a problem with the fit? You decide. [socialite life]
North Korea really wants Justin Bieber [popbytes]
Photographer Tony Duran talks Dieux du Stade [oh la la, link nsfw]
OMG new Brandon Flowers music video “Crossfire” featuring Charlize Theron! [evil beet]
Cristiano Ronaldo has painted his toenails [anything hollywood]
OMG very excited male cheerleader! [tabloid prodigy]
Will Kate Middleton dump Prince William before the big day? [celebitchy]
Coco has finally revealed her secret for a large-yet-perky butt. You need to know this. [cityrag]
OMG scientists can create lesbian mice! [queerty]
The official survey on DADT handed out to American soldiers is homophobic. Shocking! [towleroad]
Trannie mandals, trannie mandals, trannie mandals! [jak & jil]
OMG fastest train in the world made in China! [2leep]

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