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!! OMG, How Cute and Delicious: Guinea Pigs !!

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At the Guinea Pig Festival in Huacho, Peru, they dress the little darlings up in cute costumes, parade them around in a fashion show, then… fry them up and eat them. I’m not trying to be a hypocrite, because I eat meat and whatever, but I prefer my food sans anthropomorphic costume, thanks!
A few more of the cute pictures after the jump. To see the more of the pigs in their finery, head over here— just don’t scroll too far if you don’t want to see them on skewers!

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!! OMG, how romantic: Costco !!

From Craig’s List, a W4W “missed connection”:

I saw you in the cracker aisle holding a 2 pack of hummus and a vat of tomatoes. I wanted to say hello, but I was waiting in line for a cliff bar sample and I didn’t want to lose my place.

You seem like the type to shop here, so maybe I’ll see you again? We could meet for a costco shake and hot dog? Hold the bun.

signed.

sucre à creme

(Thanks to Margot for the tip!)

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!! OMG, how real: Real Housewife Danielle Staub debuts her single, Real Close !!


Mrs. The Countess Luann de Lesseps is tearing out her wig — because Danielle Staub of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has become the third (and craziest!) housewive to embark on a musical career, and she performed her first song, titled Real Close on Andy Cohen‘s show last night, and although I wouldn’t go so far as to say it’s good or anything, it’s certainly the first housewife song that’s not a complete f*cking joke.
Of course, because I like complete f*cking jokes, I’m still partisan to Mrs. The Countess’s dancefloor insta-klassic, Money Can’t Buy You Class.
She also hinted to Cohen that she might be strictly lickly if you know what I mean, but honestly who f*cking cares? Now that Vanessa Carlton’s out of the closet I think we can hang up the towel for gay visibility and call it a day. We don’t need another housewife!
(And hey, not to worry– I’m working on getting a better-quality video!)

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!! OMG, Call a Thpade a Thpade: Comically gay person rails against homosexuality !!


Hint to all evangelical Christian homophobes. If you want people to take you seriously in your anti-gay rants, you might want to lose the frosted tips, the eyeliner, and the Fire Island-In-Winter ensemble.
If you want more, Mary Contrary shares the story of how he turned straight— including the inspiring tale of his str8 wedding night– after the jump!
[Via The Awl]

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