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!! OMG, He’ll Play Gay (Again and Again): James Franco !!

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James Franco: if he’s not actually gay, he may be America’s hottest fag hag! Whether he’s playing Harvey Milk’s naked boyfriend in Milk, hanging like two nuts in a sac with drag performance artist Kalup Linzy or making erotic video art about Kirk and Spock doing a modified Vulcan mind-meld with their dick and butt, Dimples Franco doesn’t care who thinks he’s a big homo. He’s not but who cares!
He tells The Independent:

The worst downside, and I don’t consider this a downside, the worst thing that anybody could say is that I was gay and if somebody said that I guess they would be wrong, but I also wouldn’t care and as far as being typecast, that’s not the case, nonetheless I would be happy to play 100 gay roles as long as they were always good parts.

James, I have a gay role for you! Okay, so you come over to my apartment– the door’ll be unlocked– and I’ll be…
Oh, just see my ad on Craig’s List!
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, Don’t Fall In: Girl hides in her own boobs !!


HEY, I think this girl was in the 9th grade school production of ANNIE with me! (The paper fan and lacy gothick frock w/ exposed backpack straps are all dead giveaways for CHILDREN OF THE THEATER, you know.)
That’s all! Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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!! OMG, She Likes the Pole and The Hole: Vanessa Carlton !!


Freshfaced early ’00’s songstress Vanessa “Not Michelle Branch” Carlton, whose song was a big hit on the radio the summer I lived with Frank on 108th Street (omg we were such babies! Did I even have pubes?! Now I’m depressed 🙁 !), has announced that she’s “makin’ her way downtown” indeed– all the way down to the cooch part of the city!
That’s right: Ms. Carlton has come out as a “proud bisexual.” That means she likes both penises and vaginas. Oh, wait, I’m sorry– it means she loves a person for the person, not for their private parts. Or something like that. Well I don’t f*cking know, don’t look at me!
Wait, who’s Vanessa Carlton again? Oh, that’s right… she sings that song about the– you know. Right? I remember that one!
Happy Bisexuality Day, Vanessa! Here’s the free publicity. Use it wisely– you can only come out once! (Actually you could probably make it work two or three times with the help of a good publicist, but anyway.) Congratulations I guess.
[NYDN]

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!! OMG, Happy Father’s Day from OMG Blog (and Madonna) !!


Forget to get your father a present for Father’s Day? Just do what I do every year! Buy yourself a wig, fling yourself over some coffee table or something, and perform an elaborate, everything-but-the-kitchen-sink reenactment of Madonna’s classic OH FATHER performance from Truth or Dare.
In my family it always ends with dear old daddy-o storming out of the house three sheets to the wind, but maybe things will go better with you!

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!! OMG, She’ll Destroy Her: Jill Zarin vows to take out Kate Gosselin !!

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While last night’s Real Housewives of NYC reunion was just the doozy we all expected– I love that Mrs. The Countess couldn’t control her uncountesslike laughter at Kelly’s lunacy!– I’m starting to realize that the real drama happens on the housewives’ blogs after the show’s over. In this case, Alex Van Kempen McCord not only rips Jill Zarin a new one for being a total asshole, but also reveals the off-camera reality television feud that would end all feuds, if we ever actually caught a glimpse of it.
According to Alex:

I remember when we filmed the skating event with Johnny Weir in CT – Kate Gosselin’s bodyguard wouldn’t let Jill into the bathroom until Kate came out, making her wait. A seething Jill came back and whispered the story in my ear, finishing with “I’m gonna ruin her.” Because she had to hold it for a few minutes?

Hey, here’s an idea! Maybe Jill Zarin can ruin Kate Gosselin, Kate can ruin Jill right back, and they’ll both be ruined off our teevee sets forever! Life should be so elegant…
(My friends.)
[Bravo Blog]

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