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!! OMG, It’s Pansexual: The teaser for the new Kylie video !!


Well lookee here: it’s the 30-second teaser for the upcoming Kylie Minogue video for ALL THE LOVERS. Personally I’m sick of these teaser things– isn’t a music video already an advertisement?– but I’ll forgive Kylie in this one case because the video, which features couples of every stripe stripping down to their underwear and making out, looks really hot.
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, I’d Hit It: John McCain’s campaign manager !!

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Sen. John McCain (R – Racistzona) sure does have a weird relationship with us gays! His daughter, good time gal Meghan, is a strident (if annoying!) voice for marriage equality within the Republican party and even wifey beer queen Cindy has been known to slap some duct tape on her normally perfectly-glossed lips to silently oppose Prop 8.
Senator McCain, however– despite the protestations of the ladies in his life– has shown through his actions that he’s gay-hating (not to mention racist!) pig. He’s come out in support of Prop 8, thinks gays should stay out of the military, voted no on ENDA, and opposes gay adoption etc. etc. etc. And he’s just hired his former Chief of Staff, the extremely gay Mark Buse, above, to run his campaign.
Many gays are expressing distaste that Buse would choose to take part in the oppression his own people by working to reelect McCain, but personally I say who cares that Mr. Buse is a traitorous Auntie Tom? He’s also a total fox. The manly tattoo! The artfully-bared biceps! And, oh, that sexy salt ‘n pepper beardy thing! Mark, if you’re reading this, shoot me an e-mail. I don’t care about my rights! I just want to make love to you!
(P.S. If any readers have stumbled across Buse’s Manhunt profile, send me some of his pics! I’d love to do an OMG He’s Naked for this hawt/hung Republican daddybear…)
[Joe.My.God.]

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!! OMG, how delicious: Super Mario birthday cakes !!

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My dear, sweet momma may have painstakingly baked all of my birthday cakes by hand for my whole entire life, but perusing this gallery of f*cking awesome Super Mario cakes nonetheless drove me to an important revelation: I was deeply unloved as a child. If my mother had loved me she would have made me a Mario cake!
I immediately called her up and bitched about it and she reminded me that these cakes are all basically made of plastic– which may or may not turn your balls into tampons!– and taste like shit, but I don’t care! I deserve Mario cake!
[50 Awesome Super Mario Cakes via Jezebel]

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!! OMG gossip: Zac Efron is back doing what he does best !!

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Zac Efron gets some nourishment on the set of his new movie Charlie St. Cloud [tabloid prodigy]
Brittany Murphy‘s husband Simon Monjack has been found dead in his home [popeater]
OMG Lindsay Lohan explains EVERYTHING! [dlisted]
Katie Holmes is feeding Suri’s shoe addiction [socialite life]
Glee‘s Mark Salling does GQ [oh la la]
Finally: The secret to capturing the heart of David Hasselhoff [kenneth]
Rupaul‘s drag queens get up close in HD. Yikes! [l.a. rag mag]
Mariah Carey keeps expanding [evil beet]
OMG go in-depth with Grindr [after elton]
Matador Julio Aparicio was gored through the throat by a bull over the weekend [popbytes, warning: graphic photo]
Has your luggage every smelled funny when you arrive at your destination airport? This is the reason. [towleroad]
OMG celebrity baby tossing! [cityrag]
OMG touching strangers! [2leep]
OMG Peter Pan does the splits on the NYC subway! [uncoached]

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