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!! OMG, Spoil Yourself, Girls: Nine clips from Sex and the City 2 !!

9 Movie Clips from SEX AND THE CITY 2 from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

Spoiler alert! It’s nine amazing clips from the Sex and the City sequel!
Are you excited? What do you think will happen? Will Carrie have clown hair? Will they eat cupcakes? Are the ladies richer than ever? Is a woman’s right to shoes the most important feminist question of our times? I’m guessing yes to all three, but I can’t be sure because I haven’t watched the video! I don’t want to ruin a second of the movie!
[Via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, Don’t Go Wasting Your Emotions: Chris Klein sings !!


Oh, heyyyyy, remember Chris Klein? To refresh your memory: he was the Nebraska teenager of vaguely Keanu-ish charms who was plucked from obscurity and cast against Reese Witherspoon in the brilliant Election as her dumb but lovable rival for Class President. He then went on to become a B-list teen idol, appearing in a bunch of movies that f*ck if I can remember and eventually ended up dating Katie Holmes for a long time before she brutally dumped him for Krazy Eyez Tom Cruise. (I have this theory that Chris is also little Suri C’s secret babydaddy, but I’ll keep it to myself because I would rather not get the Scientologist hit squad on my faggot ass!)
Anyway, I always thought Chris was super-cute in a balding way, and although he’s spent the bulk of this decade chilling with Freddie Prinze Jr. at the home for outtawork late-’90s heartthrob also-rans, it turns out that his looks have not faded. He’s hotter than ever if you ask me! Unfortunately, a new (maybe fake?) video reveals that he’s also the world’s worst singer.
Here, you’ll see him (supposedly) auditioning for Mamma Mia with a rendition of ABBA’s classic Swedey-pop anthem Lay All Your Love on Me that makes Anna-Nicole Smith’s Cousin Shelly look like Agnetha Faltskog and Mrs. the Countess Luann De Lesseps look like Anni-Frid Lyngstad.
Despite his less-than-angelic pipes, you have to give Chris credit for working it. He may not be able to sing, but throughout his disastrous performance he never wavers in his slack-jawed f*ck-me aplomb. And that’s entertainment, folks!
[Via Crushable]

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!! OMG, How Live: Mrs. The Countess sings Chic, C’est La Vie !!


Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps sure seems to have given up on this etiquette thing. With the bombing of her first book, Her Highness has been working on a quick career change– from Etiquette authoress to Disco chanteuse. And of course, all her songs are about the same important thing: how great it is to be rich!
Here she is, in her first live performance, singing her new (soon-to-be) hit Chic, C’est La Vie. How does it compare to her insta-classic Elegance is Learned? I’ll let you be the judge.
(It’s much worse.)

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!! OMG gossip: ‘Playgirl’ makes Ronnie Kroell a Super(naked)model !!

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Make Me a Supermodel contestant Ronnie Kroell does Playgirl, as he should and we all kind of expected. Check out the SFW preview photos. [l.a. rag mag via Fleshbot]
Marc Jacobs store employee mistakes cocaine for Anthrax, calls the police [gawker]
Daniel Craig has a fun night at Venice, California gay bar Roosterfish [kenneth]
Mariah Carey puts out a stage fire in Egypt with a towel [popeater]
Jada Pinkett-Smith tries to convince Oprah that she and husband Will Smith have sex [dlisted]
John Travolta and Kelly Preston‘s two small dogs were killed while being walked at the airport [socialite life]
Why is Lindsay Lohan carrying a straw around a yacht in Cannes? [hollywood rag]
OMG celebrity dating overlap chart! [cityrag]
OMG Jason Alexander is the new Kirstie Alley! [evil beet]
Why is Ryan Seacrest still pretending to date women? [betty]
Where is Justin Bieber‘s tattoo? [allie]
OMG sweaty, excited Australian rugby players! [oh la la]
Manchester police love the gays [towleroad]
OMG Happy Birthday Bob Saget! [bwe]
OMG adorable animals using computers! [uncoached]

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!! OMG, Str8s Agree: Carrie Bradshaw unf**kable !!

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Pincer Vodka took a poll of heterosexual men, and guess what? It turns out that of all the good time gals from Sex and the City, Carrie comes in dead last in the who would you do contest.
I’d like to say that I’m surprised, but remember– this is a woman who has sex in her bra!
(In case you couldn’t figure it out for yourself, Charlotte was voted most doable, Samantha came in second, and Miranda placed third.)
[Toronto Sun]

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