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!! OMG, Kele and Jessica 6 to tour North America together !!


Buff Bloc Party singer/guitarist Kele Okereke has announced his first solo tour of North America and he’s bringing along Nomi Ruiz’s awesome band Jessica 6. Aside from a love of a deep dark dance music, Nomi and Kele have something else in common: they’ve both lent their vocal talents to Hercules & Love Affair. Though whether or not the tracks Kele recorded with Hercules’ Andy Butler earlier this year will end up on the band’s forthcoming album remains to be seen.
Watch the video for Kele’s new single “Tenderoni” above and check out the tour dates after the jump. Ticket info via FB.

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!! OMG, Not Saying Anything But: She plays softball! !!


You may have heard that Elena Kagan has been nominated to the Supreme Court, where she would join Rude Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor as the Ladies of the Bench. But the real news is the Wall Street Journal found a photo of her playing softball like 25 years ago. And, well, you know what softball means!
(If you don’t know what softball means please allow expert Pat Buchanan to tell you!)

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!! OMG, Predict Your Poop: Stool Scanner Lite !!

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Curious to know what your next poo will look like? Well who isn’t curious about the quality of their future bowel movements?! Now there’s a new iPhone application that will (supposedly) tell you. Either that or it’s just a gross joke— you can decide which.
All Stool Scanner Lite– the 29th most popular free iPhone application in the UK!– asks of you is that you press a finger from your “wiping hand” to the screen of your iPhone so it can take a stool sample. Oh, and then you press your face to the screen, for I don’t know what reason but it must be important!
The program then “analyzes” your “stool” and gives you a prediction as to your next dump. Firm or loose!? Dark chocolate or that weird yellowish color!? Stool Scanner Lite, the Magic 8 Ball of shit, has all the answers! You can even buy an upgrade which allows you to post your poop to Facebook. Classy!
(Gay tourism applications are still banned from the iPhone, though, so don’t even try.)
[WOW Report]

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!! OMG, Kelis covers “In For The Kill” by La Roux !!

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Once a Sassy magazine model, now a dayglo jungle princess Kelis has reinvented herself many times over the years. But if one thing has remained constant it’s that her music is perennially underrated. This summer the R&B diva will put out her fifth album, a big sexed-up affair called Flesh Tone. To hype the UK release in May (it’s due out in the US on July 6) she paid a visit to BBC Radio One’s Live Lounge and performed a stripped-down version of La Roux’s hit single “In For The Kill”. Check it out below.
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FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: “In For the Kill” by Kelis (La Roux cover)

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!! OMG, His Butt: Tommy Reeve !!

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Okay, I’m not sure exactly who this Tommy Reeve is, because his Wikipedia page seems to be in German, and I don’t speak any German. However, I’m guessing he’s a German pop star? Even though he sings in English?
Whatever– wherever he’s from it’s a better country than the one I live in, because he’s allowed to show his naked nude perfect butt in his music video. I love foreign countries, not to mention perfect foreign butts!
Tommy Reeve’s NSFW but highly klassy musik video is after the jump.

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