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!! OMG, It’s a Crime: Justin Bieber in hot water for Failure to Tweet !!

Just call her BOSS TWEET! Long Island District Attorney Kathleen Rice is is prosecuting teen lesbian heartthrob Justin Bieber’s management team for refusing to tweet the cancellation of an event.
Toddlers and ephebophiles everywhere are locking hands and singing We Shall Overcome in protest of this outrageous abuse of power. Free Justin!

NEW YORK (Reuters) – The manager of teen pop star Justin Bieber was arrested on Wednesday for refusing to warn fans on Twitter about overcrowding at a shopping mall event, narrowly avoiding a “horrible disaster,” authorities said.

Scott Braun, 28, surrendered to police in Williston Park, New York, for having refused to send a message on the social networking Web site warning fans that an appearance by the Canadian pop star had been canceled due to overcrowding, according to the Nassau County District Attorney.

The incident occurred last November when Bieber was scheduled to sign autographs at a clothing store when the event quickly became overcrowded, putting fans in danger of being “trampled,” the District Attorney said in a statement.

Police asked Braun to send out a Twitter message from Bieber’s account telling fans not to come, but Braun refused, even changing the account’s password so “he could control the event,” the office said.

“By refusing to send out the cancellation Tweet and preventing others from doing so, he blatantly ignored police directives,” said Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice in the statement, adding “a horrible disaster was averted.”

District Attorney Rice, who is currently preparing a run for New York Attorney General against my future husband, sexy NY State Senator Eric T. Schneiderman, is clearly hoping that the attention-grabbing stunt will propel her to victory in November– but she may not be counting on the fact that many experts (me) are predicting that so-called “Bieber Moms” will be this year’s most influential block of swing voters.
Will it be tweet victory come November for Rice? Or will her crusade against Bieber be her swan song? Only time will tell!

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!! OMG, we get mail! !!

At the end of a long day, there’s nothing like a nice refreshing dip into the OMG mail sack! This evening, concerned reader B has something to say:

Subject: Lady Gaga Vid a flop?!?!… Go F*ck Yourself!!!
From: “B”
Date: Wed, March 24, 2010 9:18 pm
To: “[email protected]

Seriously you piece of shit?!? If you ever say another bad thing about the Most
TALENTED Musician in the industry, I will personally see that you don’t say it
again. Watch Yourself, f*cking loser!

I know, I know. But don’t be alarmed for my safety, mom — the handsome, ex-Mossad !! omg blog !! bodyguards are standing by, ready to protect me!

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!! OMG gossip: Has Lindsay Lohan finally fallen and can’t get up? !!

OMG one more reason we should be worried about Lindsay Lohan [popeater]
What reality star crashed his car while driving drunk with his 8-year-old son in the passenger seat? [dlisted]
OMG finally the Glee Madonna episode! [towleroad]
Cindy Crawford lets us in on how she looks so young at 44 [hollywood rag]
OMG America’s fifteen largest cities ranked by average penis size! [joe]
OMG drag queen arrested in full stage make-up! [tabloid prodigy]
Andy Roddick has a new modeling gig [oh la la]
OMG more hot shirtless tennis player action with Feliciano Lopez [kenneth]
Geena Davis is starring in the new TV series Accidents Happen [popbytes]
OMG did Jake Gyllenhaal push a girl? [socialite life]
OMG who was stalking Audrina Patridge? [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
Oops! Joe Biden said “f*ck” again [l.a. rag mag]
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are not getting divorced quite yet [betty]
Bedraggled Tom Cruise pretends to enjoy a basketball game [ninjadude]
Is Brittany Murphy‘s husband having an inappropriate relationships with her mother? [yeeeah]
OMG embarrassing poetry chat room catastrophe! [urlesque]
Best Return of the Jedi edit ever [uncoached]

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!! OMG, Let’s Play a Game: Lesbian or conservative trick? !!

Guess which of these couples is a pair of nice lesbian mommies. Hmmm… I’ll give you a moment to think about it.
Now guess which couple is a picture being used by the “Florida Family Policy Council” to scare Floridians about gay adoption!?
(Yes, it’s just as obvious as it seems! )
If you guessed wrong, you can always go hone your skills of lezzie detection by playing the classic Lesbian or German Lady game. Yes it’s from 15 years ago, but still so topical!
[Thanks to Jmzzz for the tip]

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!! OMG, Stop calling! !!

The general consensus seems to be that despite the ciggie sunglasses and telephone hats, Lady Gaga‘s TELEPHONE video (ft. BeyoncĂ©!) was kind of a flop.
Well, you knew the parody video was coming. Is it any better than the original? I can’t care enough to decide anymore! Sorry!

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