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!! OMG, Tori Spelling needs a gay !!

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Tori Spelling is getting a talk show and she needs a homosexual friend to be Jim J. Bullock to her Tammy Faye. Or, as the producers are putting it, Will to her Grace. Well if it’s the second, that should be easy: they just need to find a glassy-eyed fop with a smooth, shiny bump where his penis should be! Are u that someone?
Reports the LA Times:

ABC is creating a daytime talk show for Spelling and a co-host to be determined… The program, which is in the very early stages of development, would feature Spelling and a male co-host who would basically serve as Spelling’s best friend forever. The network is looking for a “Will & Grace” vibe between Spelling and her as-yet-undiscovered BFF.Who knows, maybe finding a co-host can be its own reality show for Spelling.

Who would have ever predicted that of all the 90210 kids, Donna would be the one who would go on to have an actual career? Poor Andrea Zuckerman must be so jealous right now!
[LA Times via Jezebel]

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!! OMG, Kylie is back with a new album and single !!


Pop singer Kylie Minogue announced today that her 11th album Aphrodite will be released this summer on July 6 (July 5 in the UK), preceded by a new single “All The Lovers” a week earlier on June 29. The revelation promptly crashed Kylie’s website and barely an hour later, her sister Dannii Minogue had declared the new song “a smash hit”. So get ready!
The record, which Kylie’s label Parlophone is billing as a “celebration of her dance floor roots”, was executive produced by mega-producer Stuart Price and will feature songs written by Kylie, Price, Calvin Harris, Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears, Nerina Pallot and Tim Rice-Oxley from the band Keanes. (via Billboard)

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!! OMG, How Judgey: The Real Housewives of New Jersey !!


The wig-wearing, bronzer-slathered gas-guzzling gutter skanks classy paragons of New Jersey virtue known as The Real Housewives of New Jersey have seen this Jersey Shore business and they would like you to know that they do not approve of Snooki and her ilk ruining their state’s sterling reputation!

“We shouldn’t be telling our kids, ‘You get drunk, make out in a hot tub, you get your own TV show,'” Dina Manzo told reporters Tuesday afternoon during a teleconference. Not one to stay silent, Teresa Giudice weighed in: “Does that really happen in the Jersey shore? Yes. … It’s not something I’d want my children to watch.”
Teresa, a mother of four young girls, added that — like Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the sexed-up Jersey Shore gang — she once had a sharehouse on the Shore, but she “never made out with a girl in a hot tub.”

Never mind the pot and the kettle– this is more like Heidi Fleiss calling Amy Fisher the prostitution whore! (The Jersey Housewives pick up the baton from the Bethenny, Jill, Ramona Alex and Mrs. The Countess on May 3.)
[Crushable]

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!! OMG, They’re On Fire: The youth of today !!


I spent a good part of this morning watching 16 and Pregnant and I couldn’t be more depressed! If today’s teens spent less time getting pregs and more time lighting themselves on fire with Axe Body Spray, the world would be a much better place. (Although I’d be sad not to have all the teen pregnancy reality shows to watch.)

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