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!! OMG Don’t Get Fooled: Jennifer Aniston unlikely lez, Ricky Martin still gay !!

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I’m not going to be doing an April Fool’s post here at OMG Blog, partially because I can never remember what date it is and partially because I’m an April Fool’s Grinch. But I will gleefully point out the mayhem taking place on the rest of the internet! For instance: Blind Gossip posted an item this morning which obviously implied an insane love game in which Brad Pitt was gay cheating on Angelina Jolie with George Clooney while Angie, in retaliation, was gay cheating with none other than woman scorned Jenny Aniston herself! Yes, it’s confusing just to think about. Probably because it’s not true!
It does have a few things going for it: although Brad’s boner for George is a matter of constant speculation– and although Angelina has been known to get lickly— we all know that if Jenny ever runs into Angelina on the street she’ll be too busy stubbing her Merits out in A-Jo’s eyeballs to lick her cooch.
But despite the fact that the item is a transparent April Fool’s joke, several websites have already gotten snared by the gag, reposting it as if it was for real. This is how rumors start, guys!
Oh, also, I’m pretty sure that Ricky Martin has not reneged on his gaiety so you can stop e-mailing me about it. (Though, as always, I appreciate your tips.)
Happy April Fool’s day, I guess. Stay vigilant! If I were you I might just stay off the internet entirely.

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!! OMG, Honey Soundsystem party in New York, release new compilation !!

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Sexed-up San Francisco DJ crew Honey Soundsystem are all over New York this week, cruising discos, educating Beats in Space listeners about their hometown’s gay musical past (and present) and of course, reppin’ the west coast Speedo set from behind the decks. Catch them Saturday, April 3rd at the monthly GALAXIE party at LPR Gallery Bar (158 Bleecker Street). (Full details here.)
We’ll be posting an interview with Honey Soundsystem’s Ken Vulsion tomorrow, but to get a sense of what they’re all about, check out their new compilation Honey Soundsystem Presents: Brotherhood, which features 13 original tracks by artists with gay-sounding names like Bear Essence, MVSCLZ and Mandy Warhol. Preview it below and buy it here.

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!! OMG, What took him so long? The Ricky Martin story in handy chart form !!

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Every loves an infographic, right? Well thank the nice gals over at Autostraddle for making up these handsome charts detailing the coming out timelines for several gay celebrities.
While I’d quibble with some of their particulars, who cares? I love looking at pictures, and that’s all that matters! More please!
[Autostraddle via Gawker]

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!! OMG, they’re taking it off: Mormon sacred underwear !!

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Tonight at midnight is the launch of a site that is carving out a completely new niche in the crowded field of amateur jerk-off sites. Mormon Boyz (link NSFW) will feature real Mormon missionaries stripping down to their sacred underwear and pleasuring themselves for the camera.
As an extra-special bonus, after a couple months, Mormon Boyz will be auctioning off the actual semen-splattered sacred undergarments to the highest bidder.
The site launches tonight to coincide with the Mormon General Conference.

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!! OMG, What dignified kitties: The Catorialist !!

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For some people (me) a well-dressed cat is a cat wearing the most elaborate/ridiculous costume possible.
For the Catorialist, however, being a well-dressed kitty is all about attitude. You won’t find cats in hot dog suits here. These kitties are have the poise and confidence to be feline style icons in nothing but their fur. (And sometimes a collar.)
[The Catorialist, thanks to former OMG Maestro Graydon for the tip!]

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