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!! OMG, a giant bunny! !!

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So I’m on the Bolt Bus right now, which by the way totally sucks!
Dear Bolt Bus: If you’re going to promise me internet on the bus, it sure as f*ck better work, because I’m not a pretty sight when I’m separated from my GChat.
Anyway, thank God: after a sweaty, panicky hour in which the WiFi did not work at all, the internet finally seems to be kinda running. I mean, sort of, because shit it’s slow. No, I mean really slow. This makes the 14.4k dialup from when I was twelve look speedy.
So all this is just to say many apologies in advance if things aren’t exactly fast-paced today. I’m doing my best! And right now I’ve got some amazing news you can use.
If you’re in the NYC area you can go pat Herbie the 18 pound bunny (pictured above, and awww, right?!) at the Prospect Park Zoo this weekend.
According to a zoo spokeswoman, he’s “Such a moosh.” Is that we’re calling it now? Put this rabbit on a hamster wheel…
[NY Times]

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!! OMG, the orangest Guidos !!

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Has the world’s Jersey Shore mania inspired young people everywhere to paint themselves orange? It could be a trend, and a pretty entertaining one, so I say let’s keep it going!
It could also spawn challenging bets, such as whether or not the boys above like the pole or the hole. My opinion is their orange cleavage is only emulating the tanned female knockers they desire so much.
And the guy below looks like his girlfriend greased up his face for a catfight. God bless Vaseline.
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!! OMG, Fun With Statistics: Crazy Republican edition !!

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Disturbing news! According to a new Harris-poll, 57% of Republicans believe that President Obama is an undercover Muslim. That’s a plurality! But look on the bright side. Only 24% of Republicans believe that Obama is the actual not-a-figure-of-speech Antichrist, “a biblical figure who foretells the end of the world.” Well 1 in 4– that’s not so many!
More totally insane numbers: 67% believe that Obama is a socialist, 45% believe against all evidence that he was born outside the US, and 38% believe that he is “doing many of the things Hitler did.
Sadly, the poll did not ask if people used to ride around on dinosaurs or whether Jesus intervenes on behalf of contestants on Amazing Race and American Idol. Next time I guess!
[Harris Poll]

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